the only way to reflect owl glasses. If someone calls your name and you think they have owl glasses, you hold up the owl monocle (owl glasses with just one "lense"). If they have owl glasses, they need to get on the ground. But be careful, if they dont have owl glasses, you need to get on the ground
drew(with owl glasses): Hey sam!
sam(with owl monocle): YEAH?!
drew: hah-crap
Sam(with nothing): Hey drew!
Drew (with owl monocle): yeah!? Crap
Sam: haha sucks
sam(with owl monocle): YEAH?!
drew: hah-crap
Sam(with nothing): Hey drew!
Drew (with owl monocle): yeah!? Crap
Sam: haha sucks
by lawn dancer May 23, 2010
mon-uh-kuhl popping
-adj, noun
News significant enough to raise your brow and release your monocle from it's previous place.
-adj, noun
News significant enough to raise your brow and release your monocle from it's previous place.
Person 1: I am disappoint.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Because I just realized that a monocle and a monocle is /not/ a 'bionicle'.
Person 2: Really? That news is a monocle popper.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Because I just realized that a monocle and a monocle is /not/ a 'bionicle'.
Person 2: Really? That news is a monocle popper.
by asdasdfgf November 5, 2010
A form of chiefing in which the person, who is passed out, receives a circular mayo squirt around their eye.
When the Fillipino baron awoke, he found that he fell asleep with his mayonaise monocle still on his face.
by Heinz 57 August 27, 2003
Similar to Asian Goggles, but performed with only one testicle on one eye.
alternatively the asian monocle can be achieved by simply poking another person in the eye with your penis.
alternatively the asian monocle can be achieved by simply poking another person in the eye with your penis.
girl - "shiiiiiiiittt my eye"
boy - "yeah bitch, you just got an asian monocle".
guy 1 - "hey. did you hear barry has the ball cancer"
guy 2 - "i know it sucks, but at least he can easily asian monocle bitches now"
boy - "yeah bitch, you just got an asian monocle".
guy 1 - "hey. did you hear barry has the ball cancer"
guy 2 - "i know it sucks, but at least he can easily asian monocle bitches now"
by Eddy Jones October 6, 2008
It is similar to the Arabian Sunglasses but instead of using both testicles only one is used. It is a way for people with only one testicle to still have the fun of being able to give someone Arabian Sunglasses with only the requirement of one testicle.
"Hey guys I just Arabian Monocled * insert name here * "
" I just gave the Arabian monocle to * insert name here *
" I just gave the Arabian monocle to * insert name here *
by Meemoo Haxor July 17, 2013
by stoneystupidface March 29, 2018
A variation of the (Eye) Socket Fuck...Having someone take out their prosthetic eye and assume the doggy style position. Wedge the eye in the butt crack, just above the balloon knot. Have great sex...for a twist on The Pirate, try the Pirate Monocle, pull out on cum on the fake eye. Kicking in the shin or equivalent is optional...
"Hey Boss..."
..."Yeah?"
"You remember that hot chick with the fake eye?"
..."Yeah"
"I did the The Reverse Monocle all over her ass last night...Arrgh..."
..."Nice..."
..."Yeah?"
"You remember that hot chick with the fake eye?"
..."Yeah"
"I did the The Reverse Monocle all over her ass last night...Arrgh..."
..."Nice..."
by The real Keyser Soze April 13, 2013