manaconda

a very large penis. a combination of the two words "man" and "anacanda" which is the longest snake in the world.

Alex's "manaconda" was so big, she needed to use both hands to pleasure him.

by murkle September 21, 2005

Monatophobia

The fear of dying alone

Me (on my deathbed): Hey, what's your greatest fear?
Me again (on my deathbed) : Monatophobia

by NSlushy August 15, 2019

Monacle Lewinsky

a female intern who parades around the Washington D.C. area wearing broken eye glasses (only one leg).

Nathalie: "My glasses broke! They now only have one leg!"
Gaby: "How are you going to do your internship in D.C.? You're almost blind!
Nathalie: "I guess I just have to man up and do it."
Gaby: "Alright, Monacle Lewinsky!"

by gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa May 4, 2011

monatophobia

The fear of dying alone

Im scared that people won'tattend my funeral when i die, i have severe monatophobia

by Kaktyz September 14, 2017

Monado

a weapon of destruction and rebirth. Commonly referred to as the Monando belonging formerly to the monando boi, shoke. then, some big banana looking guy named zanzibar comes out of shoke and takes it

oh wait, there's a bunch of other mondandoes as well

"Mine is the one true Monado, instrument of destruction and rebirth!"

by Whole Grain September 8, 2016

monocoitus

A classy, pseudo-scientific term for masturbation.

My girlfriend was out of town, so I did a little monocoitus last night.

by Philly Rodent January 3, 2009

monadoclotusunapoltinegamalotisrearipitagslemubeebadrusneantiemtigafelotion

To define something good or bad

Person1: you know, this seems monadoclotusunapoltinegamalotisrearipitagslemubeebadrusneantiemtigafelotion.
Person2: how did you even say that-
Person1: how do you not know how to?

by Goofy Plush September 16, 2023