Mona Lisa Principle

The notion that while there isn't necessarily something wrong with someone/something, the two elements aren't a match.

"Dude, why did y'all break up?"
"Classic Mona Lisa Principle. She was beautiful, mysterious, and intriguing, but (pointing to my brain) didn't match a damn thing in my house."

by Chris "Your Hero" Mock June 10, 2018

Mona Lisa

The artful splatter left on the back of the toilet bowl from explosive diarrhea. Almost like a fecal Rorschach test.

Man, that girl from the party last night got the green apple splatters and left a wicked mona lisa in my toilet. It's very impressive, but i wont be calling her back.

by mr.self.destruct December 13, 2022

Mona Lisa

A “Mona Lisa” is an extremely beautiful girl that is used to break down the defenses of your opposition to ether set them up or for her cause a form of harm to them. Explained in Lil Wayne- Mona Lisa

Send Mona Lisa to the club tonight. The opps will never except a snake with a pretty face.

by King ADG April 8, 2022

Mona lisa

To pull a robbery ; typically lured to a hotel by a beautiful women to a motel to be robbed by waiting men.

"Hey baby we need to come up let's pull a Mona lisa"

by Charlie Humboldt January 26, 2024

mona lisa handshake

When you put your fist in her ass hole and your cock in her pussy then give yourself a hand job

I gave myself a Mona Lisa handshake last night, it was a beautiful disaster.

by Bryant Bille May 30, 2022

Mona Lisa

To mona lisa is as if one embodies a famous painting, becoming a still, quiet, person on the wall just hanging there and when you want to either scare rob or sneak up on a nigga then you being the painting actually jump off the wall and attack or do whatchu gotta do Mona.

Ok pal, you go in there and assume the possition til i get home boy in this bitch and when i say the magic word you gonna mona lisa this bitch take his money and keys then we gonna run.

by TaterJ May 29, 2021

Mona Lisa

When smoking from a bong, the Mona Lisa is a 3 layer bowl piece consisting of kief and finely ground flower. Sprinkled on top lies the heaviest layer of kief experts refer to as “the frosting”.

Damn, I haven’t shit right for a week since I started packing Mona Lisa’s

by A guy12 March 20, 2022