Ted was on a business trip by himself and had to spend the night at a motel. He decided to go to a strip club and have a few drinks to unwind. Thirty minutes and two beers later he was enamored by a stripper and started up a conversation. Next thing he knows, he is walking out of the club
broke and pissed off because the bitch talked him into the VIP where she proceeded to milk only his wallet.
Ted realized that if he would have had a wing man he would not have been so dumb. Always go to the club with your
boys or you may get stripper mugged.