Attractive, beautiful and bright girl. She can't even cook a sandwich but she likes cats very much. He keeps about 67 children in the cellar.
by stocazz0 June 05, 2020
by hhhhhhhhhhhI July 20, 2021
Mobile Molestation Station, aka "creepy van". Typically a full size van, extra points for murals painted on the side, or the '70s bubble window and/or curtains
Have you seen the new neighbors? The guy drives an MMS and looks pretty creepy, don't let the kids out of your sight!
by Tex-Rob September 17, 2009
Moldy Muff Syndrome
When a man is able to detect the presence of a woman before she is seen. Due to her nasty twat which often looks like a bulldog eating mayonaise, but not mayonaise like Hellman's more like mayonaise that you left on the picnic table in the sun for two days in July. Side-effects include upset stomach, vomitting, diarrhea, burning eyes, and the tendency to stab yourself in the face with a spork.
When a man is able to detect the presence of a woman before she is seen. Due to her nasty twat which often looks like a bulldog eating mayonaise, but not mayonaise like Hellman's more like mayonaise that you left on the picnic table in the sun for two days in July. Side-effects include upset stomach, vomitting, diarrhea, burning eyes, and the tendency to stab yourself in the face with a spork.
by Kenaickey February 04, 2010
An acronym for "massive mammary syndrome."
When a girl has very large boobs, making it difficult for males to keep their eyes above a female's neck. one very prominent symptom of massive mammary syndrome is the significant number of "cat calls" one might receive on a daily basis.
Also used as an excuse for why clothing never fits busty chicks correctly. The cause of bathing suit/bra frustration, and accidental flashing.
When a girl has very large boobs, making it difficult for males to keep their eyes above a female's neck. one very prominent symptom of massive mammary syndrome is the significant number of "cat calls" one might receive on a daily basis.
Also used as an excuse for why clothing never fits busty chicks correctly. The cause of bathing suit/bra frustration, and accidental flashing.
-"did that creepy man just honk at you?"
-"yahh, that's typical... i suffer from MMS"
-"yo, you're left boob is hanging out of your bikini top, and you have a significant amount of under-boob going on..."
-"oh, that's just a symptom of my "MMS." don't worry about it.
-"yahh, that's typical... i suffer from MMS"
-"yo, you're left boob is hanging out of your bikini top, and you have a significant amount of under-boob going on..."
-"oh, that's just a symptom of my "MMS." don't worry about it.
by themostgoofy May 23, 2009
1. A pretty young lady, used to be a young lady online
2. A girlfriend, especially a temporarily girlfriend
2. A girlfriend, especially a temporarily girlfriend
by ChineseMan June 13, 2006