A complete and utter moron lacks common sense and brain cells. Has the equivalent brain mass of a rooster.
Considers monkey wrench to be a sexual reference.
Constantly eats llama meat.
Considers monkey wrench to be a sexual reference.
Constantly eats llama meat.
by BruceWayne October 22, 2012
Get the gillian mitchell mug.A strawberry/sandy blonde. A rare breed. He’s always going to make you laugh even during the hardest times, he will take care of you when youre sick, he has the patience of a saint, he’s logical but doesnt see things in only black and white and he’s someone you can call your best friend. If you fall in love with this kind of Mitchell, just know you arent getting someone who is “perfect” but someone that will only ever try to change for the better. The best thing about him is that he is so comfortable in his own skin that he isnt afraid to express his femininity. He’s a plant, an animal and Lebron lover. He’s loyal, honest and trustworthy. Love for him does not come easy but if youre the right person for him, he will express it in 101 different ways and show no signs of giving up on you. When youre around this kind of Mitchell you feel special, like youre the only person in the world. He is always going to be your cheerleader through any decisions you make and when youre as impulsive as I can be, this is a very adoring trait! There are endless amazing things you could say about this kind of Mitchell as there is no 1 word to fully incapsulate what type of person he is. So I will leave you with this, you will know once you have found this person and at first it won’t be easy, but do not give up on him. He will always try. He may not get it right the first time but he will always try. Putting in the time and effort to be with him will only ever gift you a lifetime of joyfulness.
If I can’t date Danny DeVito, Drew Barrymore or Ryan Reynolds, dating Mitchell is the next best thing
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by you.know.who. ;) May 7, 2010
Get the Mitchem mug.A legend of a guy, who is sporty, sexy, caring and would do anything for those around him. A typical star sign for Alex Mitchell would be a scorpio.
by kellygray78 July 7, 2011
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Person #1: Hey, did you know that J.J. got thrown in the can?
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Person #2: Well shit fire and save matches, no I did not.
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