So we were fuckin' and all I know is he stopped 5 minutes in and shit, he got off and I was like what the fuck?! 5 minutes my nigga really?!
"Bitch you got yo self a muthafuckin 5 minute man XD oh my gosh this is so fuckin' rich."
"Bitch you got yo self a muthafuckin 5 minute man XD oh my gosh this is so fuckin' rich."
by Beautyfadesdumbisforever! September 19, 2016
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by vin geezy bolzance January 25, 2012
Get the 2 minute man mug.a minute man is someone who successfully funnels 3 shots and 3 beers in under 60 seconds. thus allowing 10 seconds of funnel time for each drink
once you have completed the minute man challenge, minute men often alert their friends of their new status by means of social media
by minuteman696969696969 June 9, 2011
Get the Minute man mug.Doesn't always exist! Women If he only last a minute it's your fault. Coming from a woman that knows. Ask your self these questions!
1) What do you do to set the mood?
Men are always ready!
2) Do you call him out i.e. tell him he's a minute man?
Creates tensity!
3) Do you show him that it means an act of passion?
Very important for a healthy relationship.
4) Were you drunk, high, or both?
Inebriation causes P. E.
5) Do yo massage him lovingly first?
Very important:)
6) Do you help him squeeze method his member?
It works:)
7) Do you take the time to stop and switch up or rush him?
It works:)
8) Do you use protection protocol i.e. condom
Gurl don't get an s.t.d. if you don't know the man.
Lady's if the man still has a problem after you treat him to these list of woman priority's in a relationship and he still has a problem. Dude's just slack and needs to seek a professional.
Men are always ready!
2) Do you call him out i.e. tell him he's a minute man?
Creates tensity!
3) Do you show him that it means an act of passion?
Very important for a healthy relationship.
4) Were you drunk, high, or both?
Inebriation causes P. E.
5) Do yo massage him lovingly first?
Very important:)
6) Do you help him squeeze method his member?
It works:)
7) Do you take the time to stop and switch up or rush him?
It works:)
8) Do you use protection protocol i.e. condom
Gurl don't get an s.t.d. if you don't know the man.
Lady's if the man still has a problem after you treat him to these list of woman priority's in a relationship and he still has a problem. Dude's just slack and needs to seek a professional.
by Tryit@ndprov3m3wrong January 13, 2010
Get the Minute Man mug.The main difference between the minutemen of the American Revolution and the minutemen of the new millennium is the minutemen of the American Revolution were fighting the British who came from overseas to fuck with America, while the minutemen of the new millennium were fighting Mexicans who were really visiting land their ancestors once lived on. What the minutemen of the new millennium were doing there is closer to what the British were doing with the Indians when they first showed up.
The minutemen were really the 10 second men, since they were gone in about 10 seconds, and everything else is still there, it hasn't changed.
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