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Minneapolis 

A pile of disappointments.
"How was that blind date last night?"
"Terrible. Total Minneapolis. Everything that could go wrong, did go wrong."
Minneapolis by xxcccxx September 30, 2018

Minneapolis 

an excuse liberals use to riot, loot and cause general damage and mayhem under the guise of social and racial equity.
BLM: We should go Minneapolis to bring attention to our social justice platform.
ANTIFA: Let's do it!
Minneapolis by harryjohnson79635 January 6, 2022

Minneapolis Layover

Quick, anonymous sex in a airport restroom, public park, or other semi-public place while en route to another location. Usually practiced by gay men.
That Minneapolis Layover really fucked up Senator Larry Craig's career.
Minneapolis Layover by jodabo September 11, 2007

Minneapolis Bullfrog 

The act of inserting your scrotum and testicles into the vagina while being ‘balls deep.’ A successful attempt will result in discomfort for both parties followed sharply by expulsion of the testis from the vagina, which resembles a bullfrog crawling out of the mud.
Tina was so loose that I was able to pull of the Minneapolis Bullfrog without a hitch.

Minneapolis, KS 

An extremely podunk town in Kansas known for being full of gossip mongers, back-stabbers, fake-drama, accusations of rape by teenage girls, underage drinking and the usual slew of creepy insane guys who have probably murdered someone in the past. To be avoided at all costs, unless you want to look at the giant pile of rocks known as "Rock City" (because that's more impressive than Rock Pile) that happens to be located nearby.
"Ugh, this place is so retarded and boring, it's like I'm back home in Minneapolis, KS!"
Minneapolis, KS by Wesa Ada May 6, 2009

Minneapolis Miracle 

When you cum in your girlfriends ass and she still gets pregnant.
Dis right here is a Minneapolis Miracle, I stuck in your ass and you still got pregnant, you betcha, don’t ya know, ope!