1. a dumb city in a dumb state that nobady cares about.
2. a place that people think is ghetto cuz they might see black people walking around.
3. a city with no nightlife with the exception of a few bars full of 19 yo skanks
4. worse than chicago by far, detroit, st louis, millwaukee and every other city in the midwest.
5. a downtown with two important aves hennepin and first, everything else is dead.
6. about 75% of the city is actually suburban.
7. The coldest metro area in the continental us, by mean temperature
8. cops are nice compared to other cities (NYPD, LAPD)
9. people drive like idiots and gridlock
10. so cold and snowy that they made skyways to walk around
11. terrible public transportation one train that goes to the mall and back
12. residents who think they live in the best city ever and walk around with 612 hats
13. Once you leave the outskirts of the city all of a sudden you are in the middle of nowhere for the next million miles
2. a place that people think is ghetto cuz they might see black people walking around.
3. a city with no nightlife with the exception of a few bars full of 19 yo skanks
4. worse than chicago by far, detroit, st louis, millwaukee and every other city in the midwest.
5. a downtown with two important aves hennepin and first, everything else is dead.
6. about 75% of the city is actually suburban.
7. The coldest metro area in the continental us, by mean temperature
8. cops are nice compared to other cities (NYPD, LAPD)
9. people drive like idiots and gridlock
10. so cold and snowy that they made skyways to walk around
11. terrible public transportation one train that goes to the mall and back
12. residents who think they live in the best city ever and walk around with 612 hats
13. Once you leave the outskirts of the city all of a sudden you are in the middle of nowhere for the next million miles
MN person: Minneapolis is the shit!!!!
Me: yea cuz u grew up on a farm u fool.
MN: MPLS is much better than detroit or chicago!
me: have you ever left this worthless state?
Me: yea cuz u grew up on a farm u fool.
MN: MPLS is much better than detroit or chicago!
me: have you ever left this worthless state?
by AlexAitch October 29, 2007
what was once a nice city that thugs decided to burn because one cop was kneeling on the neck of someone who was resisting arrest.
person 1: I want the old minneapolis back
person 2: isn't that the place that was looted and burned because someone was killed by a cop?
person 1: yes, and I always drive around it
person 2: isn't that the place that was looted and burned because someone was killed by a cop?
person 1: yes, and I always drive around it
by Chadgtnz July 2, 2021
Quick, anonymous sex in a airport restroom, public park, or other semi-public place while en route to another location. Usually practiced by gay men.
by jodabo September 3, 2007
by tsrehtqfgkhxjlwdkcnq January 21, 2021
The act of inserting your scrotum and testicles into the vagina while being ‘balls deep.’ A successful attempt will result in discomfort for both parties followed sharply by expulsion of the testis from the vagina, which resembles a bullfrog crawling out of the mud.
by Sailor Thad April 27, 2007
An extremely podunk town in Kansas known for being full of gossip mongers, back-stabbers, fake-drama, accusations of rape by teenage girls, underage drinking and the usual slew of creepy insane guys who have probably murdered someone in the past. To be avoided at all costs, unless you want to look at the giant pile of rocks known as "Rock City" (because that's more impressive than Rock Pile) that happens to be located nearby.
by Wesa Ada May 7, 2009
Dis right here is a Minneapolis Miracle, I stuck in your ass and you still got pregnant, you betcha, don’t ya know, ope!
by KruegsSizeDigsGreggy January 19, 2020