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mind break 

The point where the receiving end (more often female then male) experiences such a high degree of sexual pleasure their mind goes into a state of severe stupor. In this state they would lose the ability to think clearly and register information such as pain. Often those in the "mind-break" state unconsciously make an ahegaokin face. It should also be noted that "mind-breaks" happen most frequently during rape and gang-banging scenes.
"I must of been doing something right last night, because my girl had a mind break and she looked hilarious."
mind break by Adam~kun January 1, 2012

Mind Terrorism 

Mind Terrorism (Noun)/ Mind Terrorizing (Verb)- The act of mentally beraiding someone savagely. This works best on an unsuspecting subject in a public venue, as the public humiliation will only compound the pain from the verbal lashing. Mind terrorism works most successfully in small time frames (5-10 min) because it allows you to maximize the pain inflicted, without over doing it to the point of elliciting sympathy from the spectators. The goal of mind terrorizing someone is not only to mentally crush them, but to also inflict emotional pain and discomfort so as to cause lasting emotional pain long after the detonation
Lance- Yo, where you at that party yesterday? David mind terrorized the fuck out of some slut!

Ashton- Mind terrorism?

Lance- Yea, he called her out in front of the whole party. She ran back to her whore cave crying.
Mind Terrorism by DJ Hippie May 5, 2010

Mind Chuckle 

When you find something funny, but not enough to laugh out loud, you mind chuckle.
Charlie: I saw some cheese today.
Henry: LOL.
Charlie: It wasn't that funny.
Henry: I know. I mind chuckled.
Mind Chuckle by CharlieMeth June 27, 2010

Mind Blost 

State of mind. When the blosted of minds have been blosted.
Mind Blost by vidhor October 4, 2013

Mind Blown 

Synonymous to Mind=Blown

Something incredibly amazing, mind-boggling, or stupid happens, and you're shocked senseless.
Person 1: Is it good if a vacuum cleaner sucks?

Person 2: Wow... I never thought of that! * Mind Blown *
Mind Blown by aerdnANicole January 18, 2012

mind of mencia 

Hands down the worst show/comedian in the history of television/comedy. Carlos Mencia does for comedy what the holocaust did for the jews, except the holocaust wasn't as brutal, it made more sense, and was slightly less of a crime against humanity.

Carlos Mencia's jokes have no range outside of weak observations about race, nor do they contain an ounce of originality. When I talk about the show being a horrendous atrocity, I'm not reffering to the show being overly racist, in fact that has almost nothing to do with it. It's the constructs of the jokes themselves. They're pitiful attempts at humor. They lack any kind of intelligence whatsoever, so little in fact, that his comedy is barely one notch above a clown slipping on a banana peel. 80% of his jokes don't even have a punch line, they are just stereotypes examined to the point of obscurity.

The following paragraph is specifically for Carlos...

Yelling a joke doesn't make it funnier. Doing little twitches while telling a joke doesn't make it funnier. Pointing at the camera or various people in the audience doesn't make it funnier. Laughing hysterically at your own jokes doesn't make them funnier. Relying on stereotypes for 99.8% of your material doesn't make you funnier. Having your own show doesn't make you funny. Your not funny, nor are you by any means a respected comedian, but rather, you are a commercialized joke, a fat vulture feeding on the remains of the Chappelle show. Perhaps when you take the time to construct a joke coherently, rather than fall back on "in-yo-face"-ity, will you truly know what it means to be a comedian.

What's that you say, Carlos speaks the truth? He's brave for saying what we're all thinking and people just need to lighten up? Well then I have good news for all you Mencia fans: We can all be Carlos Mencia! Its easier than you think. Just take a sterotypical topic (like Asian drivers, Black people eating watermelon, or mexicans mowing lawns) and yell it while doing a little dance.

HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED ASIANS CAN'T DRIVE!!! DEE DEE DEE!!!!

See? Wasn't that easy? I hope there are enough time slots and paychecks at Comedy Central for all of us.

Mind of Mencia's abnormal success is a dark glimpse into the comedic mind of the American majority (although we all know tv rating systems are inaccurate). To put it simply, it is simplistic, it is comedy (dare I even use that word to describe it) that requires no thinking, intelligence, or taste. The next time you laugh at his quote-unquote "jokes", ask yourself why your laughing. Is it content that is essentially clever and humorous, or is it an exploitation of obvious stereotypes that any person with half a brain can concieve?
As Mother unfastened Baby's diaper and wiped the Mind of Mencia from between his chafed cheeks, an atrocious smell filled the room, suffocating the three of us.
mind of mencia by BryanHep November 9, 2008