muffed

to expose one's muff, as in a vaginal flashing.

I muffed the sprinkler man when I accidentally left the blinds open before my shower.

by crazy muffer August 7, 2010

miffer

miffer-esque(noun); channeling your inner mike mcadam, by wearing guy-liner, and trying to be emo, just because of your girlfriend.

"i think i might wear eyeliner tomorrow"

"dude, thats totally miffer-esque."

by hfhhf January 10, 2009

miffdux

1.(n.) A bastardization of the name of the Internet legend Maddox. First thought to originally be used by Seifer. Other forms include Maddix, Madcox, and Miffdix.

2.(v.) To be tricked, fooled, swindled, punked, served.

1. Get a load of the new article from Miffdux.
2. Aw man, we all just got Miffdux'd!

by mofoturbo September 8, 2005

Meffed

Meffed is a combination of the words messed and fucked up

Yo go check ya friend he seems a lil meffed up

by Sam A. January 21, 2006

Muffed

When one or more of your friends convinces you to make bad life decisions, and makes fun of you while doing it.

Your life got muffed

You made so many muffed out decisions last night
You wake up naked, broke, with no weed, in a completely different city with a prostitute . . . . you've been muffed
if you need one or more of the following : rehab counselor crack welfarecheap motel or as a result of being muffed you suffer from alcoholism wound up in prison or addicted to pirate hookers you may have been muffed.

by victems October 21, 2013

milfed

(adj) Had sex with a MILF

Hey dude, look over here! This naked MILF you see before you is totally getting banged by me and my sausage! I'm totally getting milfed!

by Dr. Balls May 9, 2005

Meffed Up

When a methhead does something f'd up. (or messed up)

Meth-heads by nature have nil, or at best, limited teeth left.

Hence the pronunciation of "Meffed Up".

Can be used to describe a person's appearance, or an egregious situation, the term can be used quite broadly and still remain effective in meaning.

Did you see that lady back there... (grimaces/smirks) "Dude, she was all meffed up!!"

by NWH November 3, 2010