middler

one who prefers to fold his penis in half during intercourse in order to get the job done.

after jimmy drank a half liter of jack, he became a real middler when trying to do his wife.

by cunt boss September 5, 2012

Middlesex Cricket

A euphemism for lesbianism, most commonly used in the UK

the calculating creationist may consider Middlesex Cricket to be inherently evil

by internalcat May 31, 2011

Middlesex County

County in NJ known for an astonishingly large Indian population. Has Woodbridge, Edison, The Brunswicks (North, South, New and East), Old Bridge, Sayreville, Plainsboro, Highland Park, and Perth Amboy. Not too far from NYC.

Hey, let's move to Middlesex County. It's so diverse and close to NYC..

by hiyacoolcat June 9, 2023

Middlebury College

A super-white school in the middle of no where (also referred to as Middleofnowherebury) where the social dynamic towards students of color and women is akin to that of the pre-civil rights era. They wouldn't be admitting students of color if not doing so weren't against the law. All the students are either upper-middle class, upper class, 1%, or on welfare. has Get Out vibes.

good at teaching english, literature, and economics. Hyped up language programs are either on par with, or subpar compared to Ivy League schools. Date rape reports are swept under the rug.

Good place to get pot and coke from a bougie white kid.

Person 1: I went to Middlebury College!

Person 2: When did you get out of rehab?

by Proud Brown Lady July 18, 2018

middleport

small town next to gasport and medina

all them niggers play basket ball in middleport

by poptart14 March 23, 2011

fucking middlemarch

An exclamation said when things are more than slightly annoying or irritating.

Derived from an excrutiating assigned reading of George Eliot's 'Middlemarch'.

Great, a flat tire. Fucking middlemarch!

by Wendy August 15, 2006

middlesex

Mediocre or unremarkable sex.

Bill: Was the other night good?
John: Eh, it wasn't good or bad, it was just middlesex.

by frenchdinnerparty April 17, 2007