microcuck

A man who has a micro penis that can only obtain a girlfriend by being a cuck.

Friend 1: He is always whining about how he can not obtain a girlfriend
Friend 2: Brandon may be a microcuck

by J. Joker January 23, 2017

microscop

a teeny little cock just like Eric graham has

Eric, his mom his dad his sister his brother and susana have little baby microscops/ you got a microscop u cock-licking chode-lover

by Ashton is a pimp and a cutie pie May 22, 2003

microSCOFT

An alternate program that Dashyla uses under pressure.

Dashyla: Man! my word document doesn't want to open! :(

David: Well what program did you use?

Dashyla: microSCOFT!!

minute later

Jennifer: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! WTF
David: Hahahahahahahahahaha!

by BDFMeezy October 2, 2011

Microcockman

An exceptionally under endowed man. Can commonly be found asking a woman in the late hours of the night if she can deep throat or if she likes it from the back.... tsk unfortunately she can’t feel anything.

Person 1: don’t you just hate it when microcockman asks you if you can deep throat

Person 2: Half these this mofos dicks couldn’t pass the back of my throat even if I wanted it to

Person 1 : “tis a shame where’s all the big cock hiding nowadays”

by Shdylatina November 28, 2019

micrococklet

The smallest penis ever know to human kind; barely sufficient to count as an “outy” and certainly too small to hold, limiting the owner to sit down wees for the rest of their lives.

To be fair, DJ wasn’t the micrococklet

by OptimusPrimate2022 December 2, 2022

Microscopdick

A penis of small magnitude, small, tiny, etc.

"Hahaha he had such a microscopdick !

by B_AtmanxOXo May 22, 2012

Microsocial

A person who would likely be considered antisocial in a large social system, but is very social in a small group or social unit.

I thought Kyle was antisocial, but is he the life of the lunch table or what? I guess he is just microsocial.

by Brent J. Grim March 31, 2021