microshit

A name people give to anything made by microsoft that they are too retarded to work or take care of. Mostly used online by jackasses typing on their computer with Windows.

"This microshit is garbage!"
"No, you are garbage."

by Ace8904 January 30, 2008

Microcuntistic

When you get laid by some tight pussy, but then the next day she's all talkin' shit, sayin' you ain't got no game and tellin' all your buddies that your lame.

Man, that bitch I was bangin' last night's been tellin' everybody I gots a small dick, that shit's microcuntistic.

by a2ron October 17, 2003

Microchip

1.Electronics A minute slice of a semiconducting material, such as silicon or germanium, doped and otherwise processed to have specified electrical characteristics, especially before it is developed into an electronic component or integrated circuit.
2. Series of wires integrated into some form of technological device.
3. Also can be considered as Porn for nerds.

Nerd 1: "OMG I took apart my laptop just to see the microchip."
Nerd 2: "0 g05h 7h47 15 50 n4ugh7y y0u p3rv3."

by Bradford J.F Soriano December 16, 2008

Micropolitan

Small towns that offer the best quality of life without metropolitan hassles, and have a greater sense of community, as defined by BizJournal.

Bozeman, Montana, was named the number two micropolitan city in the United States.

by RoddickRemixed August 21, 2008

Micro-clit

Small cock no cock

I don't have a penis, I've got a micro-clit

by billern June 14, 2024

Micro clit dick

A penis that is so small it’s barely larger than a stimulated clit, it can’t even bend. The man has to lean forward to urinate otherwise it would spray straight forward like a carnival water gun game. You can’t feel anything during sex and when soft can sometimes resemble an “innie”bellybutton. Seemingly the ultimate punishment by God and often times includes an Asian background.

I met this 6 foot blasian DJ and when I went to fuck him, he had a micro clit dick. He definitely got the Asian genes on that.

by Jenntrified Dictator January 21, 2026

microcuntism

A short, smug statement, spoken or posted on social media, usually as a response or "comment" that gives you a glimpse into the mind of a cunt.

"That's just another one of Rob's microcuntisms."
"I see Trump has been tweeting more of his microcuntisms"

by mydonkeylikessavourypancakes October 30, 2020