Mega Minion

A rare card air troop in clash royale that is considered armored and powerful. It's 3 elixir and it's very good in defense, like it can kill the mini pekka and valkyrie before they hit the crown tower, it can one shot the princess, archers, firecracker . Also this card has moderate hp that it can survive poison, arrows, fireball. It's range isn't long so he can get countered easily

Mega Minion is a good card in clash royale, but it's underrated.

by RandomGuyIsCool November 16, 2022

facebook minion

creepy facebook stalkers who comment on every status update, picture, post, ect

STATUS UPDATE EXAMPLE
<user 1> : I am havin the worst day "eva"
<user 2>: whats wrong
SHOW ALL 362819378128 POSTS
<user 362819378129> smile gorggggg i wuv u

(user 1-362819378129 are facebook minions)

by sTiA July 19, 2009

Minionsexual

1. -Adjective- Describes someone who is Sexually Attracted to Minions.
2. -Adjective- A whore
3. -Noun- Someone who is Sexually Attracted to Minions

Brad: "Bro thats a Minion, thats a hottie"
Chad: "Bro that's kind of Minionsexual"
Brad: "I'm minionsexual and Proud"

Heather: "Im coming Out as Minionsexual and am know part of the LGBTQM+ Community"
Narratar: "Heather is now a whore and social outcast who posts to many minion memes"

by LankaLiyanapatharangeLicker November 12, 2021

prity minion

A Idle that plays fortnite & roblox and one of joshuaisminecraft minions

dude hold up im prity minion

by totally not bananathighs April 25, 2020

Smash Bros Minion

Can be defined as a player controlled character who assists in damage dealing but never wins. They usually lack poor finishing skills, but excel at evading. It's very common that they'll finish second place, but will have no kills. Key characters that make incredible minions are Kirby, Link and Donkey Kong. Kirby's floating skills make for excellent evasion techniques and will usually float over people and drop a brick on them just when they're about to finish an opponent near the ledge. Link being the most retarded character will always have his boomerang flying everywhere whilst summoning an endless stream of bombs from his incredibly large repository in his cape. It's important to note that Link is a very easy minion to kill as his stage re-entering abilities are next to nil. The last, and by far most rattling minion is Donkey Kong. While this character lacks evasion skills and fast smashes, he makes up for it with his suicide wind up punch and his scream inducing ability to pick up fellow players and walk off the ledge with them. The best way to combat a minion is to either fight back with the same characters, or choose a character with lightning fast movements. The best choices seem to be Fox with his rattling laser gun, or Kirby with his infuriating A+Down moves.

Sean and Curtis were having an epic fight until a Smash Bros Minion came in and ruined it by carelessly throwing a boomerang and 18 bombs in their general direction.

by Darkfire911 January 24, 2010

Munion Feltch Beaver

This is a sexual action where you dig up a dead body, preferrably one that has been dead for around a month. This allows for the body to become relatively rancid while still remaining quite juicy and supple. One person hangs the deady body from a tree by the waist, causing the corpse to take the shape of a dog. One person fucks the corpse doggy style in the ass while the other person places his mouth on the vagina/penis of the dead corpse and punches the stomache until the rancid embalming and body fluids rush into that person's mouth. (see "munion") The person fucking the corpse doggy style climaxes into the the corpse's ass and then proceeds to suck out the semen and rotten ass juice through a bendy straw. (see "feltch") The person who just performed the munion on the corpse's genitalia then sacrafices a beaver by cutting its stomache open and raping its intestines. The person who has been holding onto the feltched fluids then makes out with the person who is raping the sacraficed beavers intestines, and they both dance naked and cut themselves to "MY HELENA" by my chemical romance.

Dude, I'm so glad we got rid of that pesky beaver straight up munion feltch beaver style!

by Matthew Pearson December 30, 2007

minions eye

The outline of a fat persons belly button through their t-shirt.

Check out the minions eye on that monster waiting for chips.

by Aitko June 4, 2016