Car Mitzvah

That special time in a car's life, at the age of thirteen, when it becomes a man.

"You can't sell your twelve-year-old Audi... it hasn't had it's Car Mitzvah yet!"

by Ryan TO September 30, 2005

mitzvah season

if u live in a jewish neighborhood, then 7th grade will be full of mitzvahs. also known as BM season. This is basically when all the girls dress like fuckin hoes in their short tight ass black dresses and guys look gay as fuck in their tight ass pants. Everyone hooks up in the halls for 30 seconds and then gets caught by a caterer or a jewish grandma. All the girls jump up and down ass those little pervy seventh grade guys watch their tits. The bad kids go juul in the bathroom and then also get caught by a grandpa named Irving. The Shirley temples are endless and the kids that dont steal alchohol off the adults tables pretend to get drunk off of them.

lily : I love bat mitzvah season!!
Emma: you only like bat mitzvah season because you make out with Jake every time!!

by urbangod11 November 29, 2018

Mexican Bar Mitzvah

When you hook up with a girl who has both braces and a mustache.

Last time I went to Club Med, I couldn't find any hot chicks at all. I was forced to have a Mexican Bar Mitzvah with one of 'em and wound up with a serious rash on my face.

by Grinhazenbl January 20, 2011

pot mitzvah

The event in which someone smokes marijuana for the first time. Come from the term "pot" (= marijuana) and "bar mitvah", the Jewish ceremony in which an adolescent is intiated into manhood.

As legend has it, the Beatles celebrated their pot mitzvah with Bob Dylan. They had a good time.

by Rohit K. March 15, 2007

Mitzy

A very warm, funny, artistic girl who likes to swim and play sims. And likes big lollipops. She really likes compliments.

Annoying d-bag: "dude mitzy is so hot. Tbh I'd so date her"

Regular person: "no you uncultured swine she is warm, and you would date anything that won't run away from you"

by Jaybird fly December 28, 2013

brat mitzvah

2) The bat mitzvah of a spoiled rotten brat or a child with excessive belongings
1) A wedding-like event for a 13 year old

Did you get an invite to that Brat Mitzvah? Heard it's going to be off the wall!

by MHAPZ December 19, 2010

Bro Mitzvah

An African American male's coming of age ceremony. Celebrated at the thirteenth birthday. The young man will memorize negro hymns, celebrate the history of fellow African American males that have impacted history,and learn and memorize a hymn, poet or speech of a famous African American male in history. The young man will now be responsible for his actions and will pledge to follow the ten commandments.

We had a great time at Giovanni's bro mitzvah, I loved the way he sang the negro national anthem.

by Tee Adams June 10, 2017