medusa

A chick that is so out of order fine that she makes you all hard like stone.

Sheila is so fine she got me all medusa. It started in my pants.

by Charlie Golf May 7, 2004

mexiscum

An illiterate mestizo bean picker who comes illegally to America and picks beans for $7 per hour.

Obamuh is going to give US citizenship to 35 million illegal mexiscum and anybody else who is able to sneak into America and find an illegal job that pays cash.

by Urbot October 25, 2009

medusa

A piercing located on the top lip, in the middle, just below your septum.

Generally worn with a labret post, Medusa piercings are incredibly painful.

"See that piercing on her top lip?"
"Yea?"
"It's a medusa."

by nekr0phel3ah September 17, 2006

menus-and-water restaurant

A poorly managed restaurant that is understaffed or has poorly trained waitstaff, such that you get a menu and maybe some water, but they forget you exist after that.

OK, it's been 20 minutes since we got our menu... and no food. This place is a menus-and-water restaurant. Let's bail for some Taco Bell.

by Path June 5, 2007

Medusa

A woman with a severe case of resting bitch face that it turns you to stone.

Vic: Don't look at that girl.
Paul: Why?
Vic: She is a Medusa. You will turn into a statue. That's how strong her resting bitch face is.

by ao218 February 1, 2015

mexasian

ya homeboy who is sportin' one mexican parent and a asian parent.

Leah: Dayum, i didn't know Gabby was mexasian.

Sky: yeahhh boyyee, she got some wack ass parents.

by skysky November 11, 2006

Seducing Medusa

Attempting to lead on a girl by means of flirting or the flaunting of money, that will end up screwing up your life rather than making it better through real love. Everyone else knows she's bad news, but you don't see it.

Roger: "I think I'm gonna ask Jannice out on a date."
Freddie: "No way, man. That's seducing medusa."

by Nikuru July 21, 2008