Merrick Garb

Democratic Jew. See jewster.

Look at Merrick Garb, lobbying for those democratic fools again.

by On 24's March 29, 2005

metric fucktonne

Weighs marginally less than an Imperial Fuckton.
1 Imperial Fuckton = 1.016 Metric Fucktonnes

"Man, I've a shitload of work this week"
"That's nothing faeg, I've a metric fucktonne of assignments due tomorrow morning"
"So, still going on the beer tonight?"
"Does the Pope shit in the woods?"

by SyxPak October 15, 2003

South Merrick

South Merrick is the Southern part of a town Merrick, which is located on Long Island, New York. The houses are big, and can cost more than 1 million dollars! Many of them are on the water, and have tons of property! The citizens, also known as, “Southies” are stereotypically thots, rich kids, and brats. Many of them own brand name products, such as Supreme, Gucci, etc. Having some of these products will make people want to be friends with you since you are considered rich. To be considered a Southie, you have/had to attend either Birch or Lakeside. Most of the population of South Merrick is Jewish, so bar and bat mitzvahs are very big. Many Southies take their celebration to the top. Some kids have theirs in huge ball rooms, in a banquet hall, even on a yacht! They give out custom sweatshirts and t-shirts! Many Southies are big party people, and can rage all night until morning. So if your looking for a friend who likes to party and is down to stay up all night, take having Southie friends into mind, because take it from me, it will be the best decision you will make!

South Merrick is filled with huge, beautiful mansions on the water!

by therealclaireb June 26, 2019

Jay merrick

he may be in the back, but he shines the brightest

Jay merrick is a good person.

by shitty_loser March 31, 2021

Metric Fuckton

A unit of weight that is so uncomprehendingly huge that if you even tried to comprehend it you would instantly die.

the metric (and therefore larger) version of a fuckton.

Bob: hey Joe how much do you weigh?
Joe: like a metric fuckton.
Bob: *dies*

by Fucking retarded bitch ass mf July 28, 2019

Metric Dozen

a quantity consisting of 10 items or units

Most people, barring some sort of horrible injury, have a Metric Dozen toes.

by el_N666 December 9, 2008

metric

A) The metric system; a system used to measure/weigh things.

B) A Canadian indie band.

A) That truck weighs 1 metric tonne.

B) Metric's CD kick butt!

by Crashdummy July 6, 2005