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Socratic Method-Actor

The practice of answering every question you are asked with a repetitive question or statement, whether it makes sense to or not.

It is practiced widely in the stoner world and has it's roots with Tommy Chong from the Cheech and Chong movies and from his time on That 70's Show.

This is based on the basic belief that Socrates is the father of modern thought and that his philosophic teachings were based upon answering a student's question with a probing question in order to get the student to realize their own answer.

Only in this case it serves as a comedic outlet while you are impaired by pot or alcohol.
Tommy Chong is a Socratic Method-Actor since he can answer any question with the same question and make it funny.

Me: What are you doing here?
Tommy Chong: What are YOU doing here?

Me: Why are you smiling?
Tommy Chong: Why are YOU smiling?

Me: Are you stoned?
Tommy Chong: Are YOU stoned?

Me: What are you doing in Mexico?
Tommy Chong: What are YOU doing in Mexico?
by shailoche July 16, 2009
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Two week method

Technique for winning over a girl. After establishing to the girl that you care about her and want her, you ignore her at all cost for 2 weeks. After 2 weeks, text her “I miss you.”
Guy 1: bro, this girls playing hard to get, what should I do?
Guy 2: Hit her with the two week method, the tension will make her want you more.
by Jack5473 December 23, 2018
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Methodist

A Christian denomination that was started by John Wesley. He believed in bringing the church to the people, and accepting all people. That's why there's an 'open table' policy when it comes to communion. Anyone is allowed to take communion in the Methodist church no matter what church they belong to. It's just a really great organization.
Even though Susan was Catholic, the Methodist church welcomed her to take communion during a Methodist church service.
by Methodistgirl June 17, 2008
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barbarian method

to fix an imperfection of mechanical nature using brute force
A: How'd you fix the TV?
B: the barbarian method
by lotuspanda March 15, 2008
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Scientific method

A 2 step process of learning and understanding about the world.
I order to begin the process you need a question.

Once you have answers to seek begin the process.
Step 1: fuck around
Step 2: find out

Repeat as many times as necessary.
"hey man, do you think the boys are gonna be on Playstation tonight?"
"only way to know is to use the scientific method."
by TheboysinCS October 3, 2020
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LeLuck's method

Taking a fast spinning (LEGO) gear wheel to break stuff.
A: "I locked myself out!"
B: "Use LeLuck's method to get back in"
by sfanta July 1, 2011
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Double Dick Down Method

The Double Dick Down Method (DDDM), is when the man in the relationship wears a strap-on above his dick and proceeds to have both anal and vaginal sex at the same time.
The Double Dick Down Method made her cum so hard last night.
by Cocktography November 20, 2020
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