enthusiastic methanologist

A person who studies all angles of meth shards and uses all possible ways: shootin up, snorting, smoking, places shards in the bum bum, eating, and all other possible ways. and over all truly enjoying the spunsation

The enthusiastic methanologist forcefully ate the crank from betwixed my cheeks

by aManToHugNKiss October 8, 2014

methyl-methanol

A reasonable name for ethanol (alcohol), which breaks IUPAC naming rules for molecules. Can be used when alcohol is brought up in conversation, but you don’t want eavesdropping adults to know that you’re into underage drinking

*high school student in class, talking to other students*
“Who’s getting the methyl-methanol tonight?”

by I'm not proud to be on here December 7, 2018