mothers' meeting

Pointless natter about nothing in particular

Nothing got done as the sales department were having a mothers' meeting

by Rob Sedgwick January 14, 2009

messing with

Playing/Joking around with another.
Playing tricks or jokes.
Horseplay.
Misconduct.
Deliberate wrong doing.
To waste time by engaging in aimless activity.

"I was just messing with him."

by Consultajf December 14, 2008

Meeting up for kisses

Usually occurs a considerable distance away from your spouse,in a hotel, with another man's dick.

When meeting up for kisses it is imperative to touch the penis and play with it a bit.

It's not cheating,it's "meeting up for kisses."

by mynameisnotgrenda January 21, 2015

knife in the middle of the back meeting

A meeting that takes place between co workers in order to fuck over another co worker. Can also be a meeting between so called friends in order to fuck over one of their buddies.

Hey man we need to see you tonight after work. We are having a knife in the middle of the back meeting. Yeah I know we have to hang Tom out to dry for that bullshit he pulled last week. He thinks he fucked us over but we are going to get him in the end.

by pantyteamaster July 28, 2010

safety meeting

Code for smoking weed. People in authoritative positions usually never know what this means. Also, watch the video "Get Safe" on myspace video. You'll get the idea.

Person 1: "Dude, we should go get one of those bread bowls from domino's."
Person 2: "Yeah, but lets have a safety meeting first."
Person 1: "Ohhh for sure!"

by katieiscool? August 26, 2009

PTA meeting

PTA stands for Parent teachers association Meeting

its the worst day because u get fu**ed up and punished

i envy him because his parent have never been to a PTA meeting

by mustafasowan January 9, 2008

half masting

when your pooping and realize your out of t.p. and have to waddle with your pants around your ankles or knees to go to the hallway closet to get more toilet paper.

my mom spotted me half masting and damn it was embarrasing

by vloky July 1, 2004