by Vlad the Impaler March 23, 2005
Get the mississippi rug burn mug.When an overweight man or woman deliberately refrains from wiping their ass, and sits on the face of a consenting or non-consenting individual, giving said individual the appearance of having long, shitty mutton-chop sideburns
Guy 1 (Submissive): Make sure you perch right, lest the middle of my face get covered in shit
Guy 2 (Dominant): Don't worry. I've done Mississippi Mutton Chops before
Guy 2 (Dominant): Don't worry. I've done Mississippi Mutton Chops before
by redexplosion March 21, 2009
Get the mississippi mutton chops mug.when your poop comes out and makes the toilet bowl water look like muddy mississippi water. Solid or liquid just as long as you cant see the bottom of the toilet bowl. poop mississippi river
dude come check this out "oh man looks like u got that mississippi river poop" bet ya if we throw a line in there well probably pull up a large mouth bass.
by texastornados June 4, 2011
Get the mississippi river poop mug.Noun: A butterfly hailing from the state of Mississippi.
Verb: The delicate art of rapidly blinking ones eye against their partners anus, to generate pleasurable high speed bunghole butterfly kisses.
Verb: The delicate art of rapidly blinking ones eye against their partners anus, to generate pleasurable high speed bunghole butterfly kisses.
"Roger is one crazy son of a bitch. He decided to lay the Mississippi butterfly on some random skank, and now he's rocking a course of antibiotics and an eyepatch."
by TRON79 December 9, 2012
Get the Mississippi Butterfly mug.You take a crap outdoors, step in it, then wipe your feet on your naked girlfriend before having sex with her.
by Flanny McDougansnorfer December 26, 2014
Get the Mississippi Door Mat mug.by BradyDan April 2, 2017
Get the Mississippi Cream Pie mug."BRO she was riding me, didnt get the towel in time afterwards and I literally CAME in my own ass."
"Damn bro, you were a victim of the Mississippi run-off."
"Sick."
"Damn bro, you were a victim of the Mississippi run-off."
"Sick."
by Loutang3 August 13, 2019
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