Joe Merchant

The fictional character in the book by Jimmy Buffett, Where Is Joe Merchant?

Hey man, you have gotta read Where Is Joe Merchant?

by gofishgo June 4, 2007

methane dispenser

n. derisive term for a human being. all humans release methane when they fart, therefore they are methane dispensers. get it? a farter. person. dude or dudette. breeder.

My friend is such a misanthrope that he refers to all people as "methane dispensers".

by Vernon Reed May 5, 2008

shit merchant

Another Irish phrase for a bullshiter

Jack your some shit merchant

by Viper April 24, 2005

weed merchant

someone who sells or grow cannibis, or some who happens to smoke an awful lot of it

mate my skunks running out gonna have to go round the weed merchants get some fresh gear

by Apoclamite July 11, 2010

AIDS Merchant

(n.) One who, by their very presence, causes undesirable events to occur.

Steve: Hey, can you pass me that Jeffrey, Emerstov?

Emerstov: Yeah, here you go (drops the Jeffrey)

Steve: Dude, you're such an AIDS Merchant

by Rohaids von Not a team player February 21, 2011

shit in a tray merchant

British slang for any fast food outlets such as KFC, Mcdonalds, Burger King, as well as kebab shops etc.

Name obviously due to the bullshit that these 'restaurants' serve as food.

'Out the club about three, to the take-away/
The shit in a tray merchants, shops got special perchant for the disorderly'

The Streets- Geezers Need Excitement

by Hank187 September 17, 2006

Methanum

Used to describe methane in its liquid form

Saturn's moon Titan has vast oceans of methanum

by Scince Kid November 6, 2020