A hasidic Jew of European descent, preferably French who produces an evil laugh with the aim to spread Zionism. To identify Le Merchant one must follow the criteria; is he wearing an Amish black hat check, does he sport a dashing hobo beard check and finally is he wearing clothes that give the illusion he just came from a funeral check. If the specimen is under this criteria you have yourself a Le Merchant.
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“i won the world cup with 7 penalties” -lionel messi
“i won the world cup with 7 penalties” -lionel messi
by cheettoz December 13, 2022
Get the penalty merchant mug.Merthur is a ship from the BBC television show Merlin. It consists of Merlin (Emrys) and King Arthur. Merthur is not canon, though it really should be.
**disclaimer: Merlin is finished
**disclaimer: Merlin is finished
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Get the Merched mug.Someone who is constanatly trying to sell you some bullshit. Sells turds at retail, whole sale, ware house, and discount prices.
"Claus is such a turd merchant that he is trying to convince Mdub that Robyn is finer than Lindsey; BULLSHIT !"
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