Slang for a very beautiful girl, someone having calmness of that of a mermaid sitting on a rock in a turbulent sea and smiling. Also used for a girl who is vulnerable and innocent as dove
She is a beautiful girl, a Mermi.
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Frankie Mermaid: "What's my name?"
Prostitute: "Frankie Mermaid.."
Frankie Mermaid: "And why is that?"
Prostitute: "Because you are swimming in bitches."
Prostitute: "Frankie Mermaid.."
Frankie Mermaid: "And why is that?"
Prostitute: "Because you are swimming in bitches."
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Get the Frankie Mermaid mug.To "make mermaids" is to shoot jizz into a toilet. After flushing, the sperm reach the ocean, inseminating fish of the female variety. The fertilized egg will develop into a mermaid or merman, depending on the whether the sperm carries an X or a Y chromosome.
Because merfolk are a sterile hybrid (that is, they cannot reproduce), the continued existence of merfolk culture is contingent on the ongoing flushing of semen. Please give generously.
Because merfolk are a sterile hybrid (that is, they cannot reproduce), the continued existence of merfolk culture is contingent on the ongoing flushing of semen. Please give generously.
Person 1: What are you gonna do when you get home?
Person 2: I'm gonna hit the shower, make some mermaids, and do some homework.
Person 1: You know, shower jizz doesn't technically fit the definition given above.
Person 2: Well at least it's clean of shit.
Person 2: I'm gonna hit the shower, make some mermaids, and do some homework.
Person 1: You know, shower jizz doesn't technically fit the definition given above.
Person 2: Well at least it's clean of shit.
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Get the Memeist mug.A over sized squidbilly is floating around in the ocean and a mermaid initiates an underwater blow fish. You just got mermerked son.
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Get the Mermerked mug.a theory that a woman, no matter how ugly she may seem at first, will eventually look beautiful to you if you see her every day all day.
Based off the theory that sailors used to spend months at sea and started to slowly see manatees turn into mermaids.
Based off the theory that sailors used to spend months at sea and started to slowly see manatees turn into mermaids.
Joe: Dude Kelly is so hot!
Tim: Are you nuts?! It's probably just the Mermaid Theory. you have her in every class.
Tim: Are you nuts?! It's probably just the Mermaid Theory. you have her in every class.
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