Merlin Wizard

Someone is a Merlin Wizard when they pretend to understand an inside joke.

Did you see Nick laughing at our inside joke?
Yeah, he's such a Merlin Wizard.

by Mgoo February 14, 2022

The "Merlin"

When your at mardi gras, standing on a balcony and see someone you dont like. You whip it out, wack it off, and shoot your load into your hand. Then, throw the load off the balcony while reciting the word "Merlin"

Jack: Hey, isn't that your girlfriend making out with that guy down there?
Jim: Grrrrrrrr... "MERLIN"

by littlejo2k December 21, 2004

Merkins

An American citizen, as spoken by W

'My fellow merkins'

by Dalton Dan August 11, 2008

Chocolate Merlin

Noun; While having sex doggystyle, a male takes a massive dump into his own hand, then smears it across the face of his partner. This results in a choco-tastic beard much like the famous magician. The casting of spells after the act has been performed is optional.

Sandy broke up with me because I wouldn't give her a Chocolate Merlin.

by StMirhza September 28, 2007

Merlinism

A cult around a cat named Merlin. Disrespect his wishes and be publicly executed.

Hey want to join my cult, Merlinism?

by Merlin the goat November 7, 2020

Merlin

Either a name, traditionally of an old wizard but is an uncommon but still used forename, or something can be described as being merlin, replacing the outdated "cool"/"sick"/"wicked"/"awesome".

Friend of Merlin: "Hey Merlin."

Someone does something amazing.
Onlookers: Fuck man, that was merlin!

by Amelia uses her real name! June 3, 2011

Miami Marlins

Miami's major league baseball team (formerly the florida marlins, see florida marlins)

did u see mike stanton of the miami marlins smack a homer

by dr.awesome May 9, 2012