Faux-merican

adj. or n. Faux-merican is an individual who claims to love freedom, but in fact knows very little about freedom. The average faux-merican will tell others what to do, what's right and what's wrong, and encourage or force others not to do things he/she deems as "wrong". They are usually conservative, but can come from any political background. They are the people who bash the French for no reason. They are the folks who watch Foxnews and think Rush Limbaugh is a swell guy with a little problem. They're the people who spat on troops coming back from Vietnam. They are ignorant, undereducated, but have opinions on anything and everything which are usually wrong. They are the folks who chastise you for speaking out against the war in Iraq.
In short, they are the people who give America a bad name. They are closet fascists who think that freedom means doing everything the bible / cnn / Rush Limbaugh / Bill Clinton / or whoever / whatever says. They're the ones who make you cringe and wish you were Canadian when they open their mouths.

"Even though gay marriage doesn't affect me in the slightest, I think it should be banned by a constitutional amendment. Gay people don't deserve freedoms or rights."
"Dude, stop being such a faux-merican."

by Alexander July 23, 2004

merianne

Merianne is sweet but will kick your ass! She gives great hugs and is a really great kisser!!! She loves cooking and spending time with her freinds. But dosent have time for fake hoes!

1: ew is that merianne?
2: What do u mean omg I love herr

by Roseapeen August 14, 2019

Merisa

Merisas are very quiet people. After you get to know them though they break out of there shell and let loose!! They r crazy awesome party animals, and have a great sense of humor! But bewear don't get a Merisa mad or she will tear u apart!! She also is good friends with Beccas, and CALI IS HER FAVORITE PERSON EVER ;)

1) Merisa is AWEOMSE

2) she is do funny

3) we should be friends

Cali) beware she is mine!!

by Calibabe March 17, 2013

merican

larger-than-life patriot, usually Texan or ex-military

"Ah'm 'merican an' proud of it."--Dubya, while at the ranch

by scarlett November 23, 2003

Meilani

Meilani has to be the nicest person in the whole world. She might be aggressive but still really kind and is a real friend. She likes to dance and is funny. She sometimes called watermelon head or melon head. She’s very pretty and has her own little cute style. She’s pretty short but adorable. She’s a great freind and usually has a friend named Rachel. She’s just the best don’t ever let one of them go.

Omg look theirs Meilani the short one.

by Meilani G April 7, 2019

Meribah

An Meribah is a chaotic Creature. This first sighting was on Oct. 31st 2007, this Creature is an adrenaline junky and will be summoned by any idiotic activities

"Damn. She's suck a 'Meribah'."

by Soggy Water. January 20, 2021

Merita

Merita is a girl with gorgeous hair and a laugh, so comtagious, that everyone around her has to join laughing with her. Her brown eyes are the most sincere eyes you will ever look at. She gives the best advice, the best hugs and kisses and is always by your side.

Merita is very smart, helps people selflessly and pours endless love to everyone‘s live around her. She loves grey‘s anatomy and spongebob.

If someone loses her as a friend oder girlfriend - it‘s save to say that they‘ve lost the best human they could ever have by their side. She loves her family, her friends and partner with such a strong energy and passion and will never let them down.

I can‘t believe Merita is my bestfriend.
Merita is seriously the best person I know.
I‘d love to have silky skin like Merita.

by Edöner November 22, 2021