Establishment Mercenary

One who's for hire to do the bidding of the Nation State, (see also "State Actor").

After the Establishment Mercenary retired from congress, he became chair of a multi-national corporation.

by Hermathecles March 29, 2023

Oilfield Mercenary

Oilfield worker that only has loyalty to his money and family. They are typically highly sought after employees who will leave one come pay for another to do their dirty work for more money.

He’s an Oilfield Mercenary, just Doing the World’s Dirty Work.

by Oilfield Mercenary February 18, 2023

9n9 Mercenaries

9n9 Mercenaries, A group of kick ass mercs on the game "Roblox". This mercs enjoy in the following:
war.
raiding.
rape.

Those 9n9 Mercenaries really did rape my sister!

by eqewqewqew2 December 31, 2023

craiglist mercenary

Someone who's employment has been mostly if not all through craiglist and is on a constant lookout for better job listings , potentially exceeding that of Johnny Sins.

Person 1: Yo bro how do you know so much about plumbing and electronics, why are you still here?
Person 2: I've had a lot of previous jobs through craiglist, I've been a plumber,butcher,machinist,warehouseman,undertaker, trucker, and phone repairman. I'm just here holding out here for the next job... you could call me a craiglist mercenary.
Person: Dam! A life well lived.

by Capuchin for Hire January 11, 2023

Beat a BLU Mercenary Day

This is a National Holiday on every June 23, where any Mercenary working for the Builders League United (BLU, a subsidiary of TF Industries) must succumb to a beating from anyone of any kind (Humans, Raccoons, Wizards, Books, Flying Eyeballs, etc.) Oh, and also they CANNOT fight back!

RED Merc: Hey pal! Guess what day it is!
BLU Merc: Uhm... What?!
RED Merc: It's Beat a BLU Mercenary Day, Chucklenuts!

*A long beating of the BLU Merc begins*

by thatsanicdude December 9, 2023

Pencil Mercenary

A person who kills pencils

Watch out for your pencils otherwise the Pencil Mercenary will kill them

by IfyournameisAshyourprobablydum July 21, 2023

Reverse mercenary

When the girl gets in the male’s position and pegs her partner.

M: Dang man, my butt really hurts.

Y: Oh, did you do reverse mercenary last night?

M: Hellllllll yeah.

by Gaskeepgatebossgirllight July 24, 2023