Mercedes-Benz

One of the most reknowned manufacturer of luxury automobiles, based in Germany. Founded by Gottlieb Daimler and Karl Benz, registered the first automobile patent. Mercedes-Benz is now a part of the DaimlerChrysler auto group.

Model range includes the A-Class (compact), C-Class (smaller sedan), E-Class (mid-size sedan), S-Class (luxury sedan), CLK-Class (mid-size coupe), SLK-Class (smaller roadster), CL-Class (luxury coupe), SL-Class (roadster), M-Class (SUV), and the G-Class (premium/limited production SUV).

by EJL November 12, 2004

Mercedez

A Goal Driven and wonderful woman.
Her pussy tastes good.
A Goddess .

Make's money, but will take your's.
Apparently Mercedez Run's shit ..

Apparently you do not ..

OMG ! is that Mercedez , She's fucking beautiful !

Teach me Cedez , Please!

Damnnnnn! Look at her guys! She's gotta be a Mercedez !

I hate Mercedez, how does she do what she does ..

by x0o February 5, 2010

Diesel mercedes

Vehicle that will go forever, many 500,000 miles with no major maintenence. The larger S-class sedan averages 28 mpg with a 5,500 pound chassis. The safest comercially produced cars available. They are also equiped to run on Bio-Diesel and can be converted to run on vegtable oil. Mercedes was the first automaker to put a diesel engine in a passenger car, and in 1974 was the first one to offer it in a turbo charged version. An early model diesel mercedes can be bought for under 2,000 usd and will last forever. You can also smash hondas with them. Racing teams in Finland have been known to produce over 400 wheel horse power with the 5 cylinder 3.0 litre turbo diesel mercedes. It also set the world record for fuel economy at Lemans in 1975, a record which has still not been broken. True story: I was driving my 1979 300SD down a windy road, and I hit some gravel and slid into a large pole. I was going about 70 mph when I hit the pole and the following damage was done to my mercedes: Broken Turnsignal, Cracked headlight casing, Scratched chrome on bumper, Broken Fog light. If you were to hit that pole in a honda going the same speed, you would have wound up with an engine (a small gay 1.6 litre engine) lodged in your rib cage.

Jim: "How did you break your turnsignal?"
Alex: "I hit a honda civic in my Diesel Mercedes."
Jim: "Is he going to buy you a new one?"
Alex: "No..he was Ejected right before his car exploded"

by brown mobile w116 December 8, 2006

mercedes

1! a name meaning compasionate and merciful. its a spanish name. there was once a princess called mercedes in spain. :)

2" A really cool car :)

btw peeps, my name is mercedes :)

1! heyy mercedes :) ya wanna go to the cinema.

2" do you like my car? its a mercedes

by my name is mercedes :) x March 9, 2008

Mercedes 190 AMG

The smoothest, fastest and Best lookin car I'v owned to date. It was 15 years old and still purred like a cat, Mercedes Benz are a definate recommendation.

" That night in the back of me Mercedes 190 AMG will stay with me until the grave "

by John Gaskell September 27, 2005

The Mercedes-Benz M103

The most robust, bad-ass inline 6 cylinder engine Mercedes-Benz has ever built. For a chunk of money can be enhanced to a twin turbo boost monster or a screaming 10,000 RPM rev demon.

My 1989 Mercedes-Benz is powered by The Mercedes-Benz M103 engine, has 200,000 miles on it and I still think I will die before it does.

by RTiberiusB April 9, 2010

Mercedes Pens

Mercedes Pens is what happens when you glue about 10,000 pens on a 1981 Mercedes Benz 300SD. Created by Costas "the Pen Guy" Schuler four years ago when the thought popped into his head first thing in the morning. He now wants to collect 1,000,000 old pens and make other works of art with them.

costas schuler pen car the pen guy recycled pens reused pens art car pen my ride mercedes pens

by mercedespens June 26, 2009