The yearly (sometimes quarterly, monthly, weekly, or daily) occurrence of a teacher at his or her wits’ end resulting in ugly-crying, typically at one’s desk, in one’s car, or in the shower. This is sometimes followed up with an adult beverage and junk food.
by Mel Varel October 7, 2020
Get the teacher meltdownmug. 1. A catastrophic failure condition that exists when one needs to SCRAM or STOP the washer machine after the water spills out onto the floor from a lose drainage hose or other operational malfunction that causes its H2O content to breach the machine's containment vessel and thus spilling out onto the floor. An secondary condition known as China Syndrome can also become evident if the said washer machine is located on an upper floor of your house.
2. A rare condition of when a dryer can get into such a state when one eventually notices burn holes in their clothing upon removing them.
2. A rare condition of when a dryer can get into such a state when one eventually notices burn holes in their clothing upon removing them.
That idiot up on the 3rd floor must have had laundry meltdown last night because my bathroom and closet area looked like f*ing Niagra Falls, and the neighbor form down stairs who speaks Chinese came banging on my door screaming and yelling obscenities at me in two different languages! It was an absolute China Syndrome.
by Mr. Fuku Shima April 29, 2011
Get the laundry meltdownmug. Disembarking on some event that brings you back to a time when you were youthful and made decisions by consulting only your impulsive bravado. The answer was always "fuck yeah"; hesitation was strictly for pussies. This word has positive denotation.
After returning from Connecticut I went back to the Academy to visit. I ran into Ned, Marty and even got to see Shaughnessy! It was a hometown meltdown to the fullest!
by Voltaire Sterling June 5, 2008
Get the Hometown Meltdownmug. The act of giving several blow jobs and keeping the cum inside your mouth after every blow job. The winner is the girl who can hold the most cum. For added fun you can kick the girl in the stomach after and the new winner is the girl that spits the furthest.
by jonjonjoey March 22, 2009
Get the Chicago Meltdownmug. The 2011 Red Sox completed their epic meltdown on September 28th when the Orioles came from behind in the 9th to end their season for good.
by Mr. Andino September 29, 2011
Get the epic meltdownmug. A biological meltdown occurs when a female normally between the ages of 28 and 34, who is without child, is placed into a chemically enhanced hormonal stupor that triggers a countdown in the synapses of the brain causing her to panic because she feels that her ovaries are drying up. Such a condition causes an unrestrainable urge in the female to engage in a loathsome marriage, already bound for divorce, with the first unsuspecting male companion lying prey to her mental instabilities. There is only one goal of such marriage, that is to lure the unsuspecting male victim into immediate and irrational procreation of a love child in order to satisfy the maternal needs of her biological clock.
As soon as the trainwreck hit 30, she had a complete and utter biological meltdown; she met Pablo online, married him on a casino cruise two weeks later, and now she is knocked up with triplets. The trainwreck couldn't be happier. Poor Pablo however; fled to Mexico after he realized he had become another unsuspecting victim to a biological meltdown.
by Maddog and J-Rod October 16, 2012
Get the Biological Meltdownmug. by NorbalorB May 12, 2011
Get the Diarrhea Meltdownmug.