Melonlord

Melonlord is the most powerful being of all time, who has the ability to chuck flaming rocks at people, but instead spends her time on Discord because Melonlord no longer has a life. But shhhh!!! Don't let them know that.

Anyway, Melonlord loves popcorn and tea, and ships kataang. But most importantly, she is not Toph, she is Melonlord, MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

(No Melonlord did not make this, why would you ever think such a thing)

Dude 1: Ayo bro, is that Toph?
Dude 2: Nah bro, I think that's Melonlord.

Melonlord: I am not Toph, I am MELONLORD, MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Fangirls: We love Melonlord!!!

by NOT MELONLORD February 2, 2021

Sweet melons

Melons that by definition are sweet. In fact said melons are considerably large and voluptuous. These "melons" are the best around, specifically belonging to beautiful women. They are the finest of all melons... Very commonly found in South American and Latinos.

Jim: look at that chick
Ty: what about her?
Jim: she's got sweet melons!
Ty: (looks her up and down) yes, indeed....

by Tman172 May 5, 2013

Kirstin Maldonado

Kirstin Maldonado is a Latina woman and known as the only female in Pentatonix. Her nickname is Kirstie Maldonado. Her voice type is mezzo-soprano. Some of her best solos are in the songs Rather Be, Daft Punk Medley, Perfume Medley, and La La Latch. She is currently engaged to Jeremy Lewis. She is very funny when she is featured on Superfruit, and very sweet to her fans during live streams.

Kirstin Maldonado is going to get married! I feel old now!

by Pentaholic&SuperfruitFan April 23, 2017

melons

big boobs

I got big melons, they are 38DD.

by Stacy February 10, 2004

melonology

1. The study of melons

2. The study of guys named Mel.

1. I just failed my Melonology exam...I forgot the six main characteristics of canteloupe!

2. Should I concentrate on Mel Gibson or Mel Brooks for my Melonology dissertation?

by wafflesforlife March 7, 2007

melon head

a fucking dumbass that doesn't know jackshit and acts like he is the boss

UR A FAKIN MELON HEAD YE CUNT

by Melon Head Cock Suckin idiot December 14, 2016

John Hoosier Melonhead

A nickname that the Columbus, Ohio rock radio station Q-FM-96 has for heartland rocker John Mellencamp, who hails from Indiana, and is therefore a Hoosier. He's been in the business for many years and has scored many hits, particularly in the U.S. and Canada. His first hit was "I Need a Lover Who Won't Drive Me Crazy", hit #1 in the U.S. and Canada with "Jack and Diane", and has scored hit after hit since. His recent album hit the top 5 this year. First he was known as "Johnny Cougar", then "John Cougar", then briefly as "John Mellencamp Cougar", then "John Cougar Mellencamp" for the rest of the 80s, then he dropped the "Cougar" in the 90s. His sound is pretty much a mixture of Stonesy rock with a rural atmosphere and Appalachian folk instrumentation, although Mellencamp has experimented with other styles, too. He's made a number of really good albums, including Uh-Huh, Scarecrow, The Lonesome Jubilee, Human Wheels, Dance Naked and more. To quote the title of one of his hits, "Check it Out".

1. Here in the Midwest, John Mellencamp has long had a strong fan base. He frequently performs in Ohio and is very popular here.

2. Q-FM-96 DJ: "... and that was "The Authority Song" from the Uh-Huh album by John Hoosier Melonhead. And speaking of Mellencamp he's scheduled to perform at Polaris Amphitheatre next month, so get your tickets today and we'll see you there!"

by I Saw U2 Live Twice December 9, 2008