by Mr.Jailbait February 9, 2010
Get the megout mug.Megonkalo is an ancient alter ego. It founds among Georgian/Qartvelian nobles that have an IQ of more then 500(Users IQ is needed to suppress Megonkalos powers). Using Megonkalo is a lot like a power up that can be used in short bursts, it grans the user Speed,Strength and Intelligence.
U can tell if a noble Georgian/Qartvelian is using the benefits of Megonkalo if he/she starts acting unusual and their voice changes.
Megonkalo's tend to act like kids, they are very nice and hyper active. But they can get EXTREMELY aggressive towards weebs/otakus, "depressed" teenagers and Russian cs:go players, or any other low intellect beings.
Megonkalos are very good at Minecraft.
U can tell if a noble Georgian/Qartvelian is using the benefits of Megonkalo if he/she starts acting unusual and their voice changes.
Megonkalo's tend to act like kids, they are very nice and hyper active. But they can get EXTREMELY aggressive towards weebs/otakus, "depressed" teenagers and Russian cs:go players, or any other low intellect beings.
Megonkalos are very good at Minecraft.
Megonkalo:*destroys a fucking Nokia 3310*
Someone: Oh shit he fucked that Nokia 3310 up like its nothing, that has to be thanks to a Megonkalo power up.
*Test in School*
Megonkalo: 1. *Did not study for shit*
2. Poweres up
3. Gets the highest score possible +1
*Random female getting beat up 69km away*
Megonkalo: *Dashes at lightning speeds to save her, cuz RESPECT WHAMEN that's what he learned from PewDiePie.
Someone: Oh shit he fucked that Nokia 3310 up like its nothing, that has to be thanks to a Megonkalo power up.
*Test in School*
Megonkalo: 1. *Did not study for shit*
2. Poweres up
3. Gets the highest score possible +1
*Random female getting beat up 69km away*
Megonkalo: *Dashes at lightning speeds to save her, cuz RESPECT WHAMEN that's what he learned from PewDiePie.
by SkupSkup January 10, 2020
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Person 1 - Hey shall we go to the cinema tonight. What do you want to see?
Person 2 - Not sure. I'll look it up on Google
Person 1 - Forget it. You're such a megooglemaniac. I'm just going to stay in and watch repeats of Friends. Loser
Person 2 - Not sure. I'll look it up on Google
Person 1 - Forget it. You're such a megooglemaniac. I'm just going to stay in and watch repeats of Friends. Loser
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Get the megoblks mug.Hot Couple. Friendly as fuck. Very trustworthy and loyal will tell you when you being a doodle face. Smoke up together. Grow together. Will probably annoy each other but still love each other. You wont see them party much with others they have their own way to turn up. they both talk a lot but they will never show it to you.The love each other and only have eyes for one another
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