Neffed the Meeting

To join a meeting under the guise of one topic, only to direct the discussion to a more entertaining (or often business-centric) conversation.

We met to discuss the audit, but he neffed the meeting and all we talked about was Monty Python

by Genevieve Magoo September 23, 2010

Hot Melvin with a cork

Another word for the kind of diarrhea where the first chunk is poo, then the rest is diarrhea.

"Dude, I had some nasty Taco Bell and had to lay a huge Hot Melvin with a cork in the toilet!"

by Mr. Squiggles May 3, 2005

mothers' meeting

Pointless natter about nothing in particular

Nothing got done as the sales department were having a mothers' meeting

by Rob Sedgwick January 14, 2009

Meeting up for kisses

Usually occurs a considerable distance away from your spouse,in a hotel, with another man's dick.

When meeting up for kisses it is imperative to touch the penis and play with it a bit.

It's not cheating,it's "meeting up for kisses."

by mynameisnotgrenda January 21, 2015

knife in the middle of the back meeting

A meeting that takes place between co workers in order to fuck over another co worker. Can also be a meeting between so called friends in order to fuck over one of their buddies.

Hey man we need to see you tonight after work. We are having a knife in the middle of the back meeting. Yeah I know we have to hang Tom out to dry for that bullshit he pulled last week. He thinks he fucked us over but we are going to get him in the end.

by pantyteamaster July 28, 2010

safety meeting

Code for smoking weed. People in authoritative positions usually never know what this means. Also, watch the video "Get Safe" on myspace video. You'll get the idea.

Person 1: "Dude, we should go get one of those bread bowls from domino's."
Person 2: "Yeah, but lets have a safety meeting first."
Person 1: "Ohhh for sure!"

by katieiscool? August 26, 2009

melvin wedgie

A wedgie from the front.

Owww... My genitals...
What?
I just got a melvin wedgie.

by BigBull101 November 6, 2013