masturbation meditation

A deep state of mind that allows you to cum with nothing touching your dick/vagina.

Masturbation meditation

by Reagulayte January 3, 2020

Meditation

The art of being in the present moment and clearing your mind of the past or the future .
"Lose your mind and come to your senses"- Fritz Perls

I love meditation, it's changed my life.

by Boom Puggy March 5, 2017

Ring ding meditation

When you take ten deep breaths in and out. You then stand up and someone farts when you take your first normal breath.

Damn Stanley you gave you gave me one ring ding meditation

by FreakKnockKnee.com June 4, 2018

pre-meditated flush

upon reaching tolietry facility, the pre flushing of the toilet before the feces is relocated. Usually used when a homosapien has to shit so bad and so loud, and knows it is going to require more than a courtesy flush. Matches in hand.

My shit was so bad i flushed before i started, it was a pre-meditated flush.

by Matt Hargis March 11, 2008

Meditating

Getting really stoned and listening to music with your eyes closed.

Timmy spent the whole day Meditating, he ate a 100 mg edible and listened to music with his eyes closed.

by Flunkie October 6, 2022

guided meditation

An excuse for fuckwits when there misses wont let them out

Invited the fellas for a drink. But guided meditation was calling

by Mulox August 27, 2017

Meditation Group

Yeaaah, that's a cult

"We're not a cult, we're a meditation group".
"Let us teach yourself to open your mind and better your life by joining our cult- I mean meditation group".

by Veranica_iwantweed May 8, 2018