medieval ass madness

The act of engaging in, thinking about, discussing, entertaining the thought of, or dressing up as a faggotty character from, any role playing game. It also applies to gay fantasy novels.

That homo didn't make it to work because he was up all night engaging in medieval ass madness

by the mad pooper January 2, 2008

GO MEDIEVAL ON SOMEONE'S ASS

to lose one's temper on, to lose one's emotional equilibrium and act cruel or savage to somebody

After the pickle-sniffer winked at Henry, he went absolutely medieval on the fudge packer!

by weave October 7, 2003

Get medieval on your ass

To get so hard on someone that it feels like medieval torture perhaps useing similar methods.

Tell us where you keep your all of your coke before we get medieval on your ass.

by Deep blue 2012 March 7, 2010

medieval manlet

The medieval manlet (a dwarfed male shorter than 5ft10, who suffers from the devastating disability of manletism) is a microscopically minuscule midget manlet who has been driven to madness by manletism and now exceedingly enjoys engaging in mortifying public live-action fantasy role-playing games with other deranged medieval manlets by first wrapping each other up in a tiny tinfoil armor and then charging towards one another atop of hamsters while wielding improvised toothpick lances in a decidedly diminutive mockery of a medieval jousting tournament, until one of the malignant manlet knights is struck and catapulted into the adjacent manlet pit, where he is then stoned to death with confiscated high heels by the laughing and jeering manmores in the bewildered crowd of towering onlookers. The triumphant little manlet princess is then declared queen for a day and is allowed to pick a pair of high heels out of the manlet pit to wear to his victory pizza dinner later at Chuck E. Cheese before then being introduced to his new role as a medieval manlet mantlet, which is a portable pint-sized, literally subhuman wall or shield used for absorbing projectiles in medieval warfare. He can also be mounted on a wheeled carriage by use of a fifteen-inch rectally inserted suction cup dildo to then partially protect one grown-up soldier.

Janet: Hey, why is my pet hamster coughing up tiny pieces of tinfoil again? Evelyn: No worries, he probably just ate another medieval manlet. That nanoscopic peewee runt of a pipsqueak manlet won't do your much larger hamster any harm.

by ManletDepreciator September 30, 2024

Medieval Torture

If I DO have a brain worm then this is some kind of...

Hym "Medieval Torture! A very public Medieval Torture INSTEAD OF A TRIAL. Sounds like AOC. That's the voice I'm hearing. So... That's what you'll get if she's in change. I mean, I'm over here bringing forth AI Utopia (for a nominal fee) and stopping school shootings. And they are doing a Medieval Torture because they thought I wouldn't have any support. Be careful what you say online your politicians might Medieval Torture you to death! OoOoOoOo! Spooky. I'm sooooooooooo terrified. Heheheh..."

by Hym Iam June 16, 2025

medieval spraytan

Covering ones body with human feces and letting them dry up to create the illusion of being more tanned then one actualy is.

"You sure look dark m'lord" "Thank you kind sir. I just got myselve a medieval spraytan"

by Yellos April 9, 2018

medieval purse

A term for using the hollow between your breasts to carry money and small objects. Renaissance Fair and Octoberfest costumes often lack pockets and you got to put your car keys and cash somewhere. A bra, corset or corset-like vest is required to make this work.

I'd like to say this is a female only phenomenon, but we both know it isn't always. See moobs

The part I think he enjoyed most about the Renaissance Fair was watching the serving wench pulls bills out of her medieval purse and make change.

by Bryonia June 5, 2010