Metaphorical Champagne

1. Fake alcohol
2. Stress reliever; can be person, place, thing, or event, etc.

1. T'where is the metaphorical champagne!
2. Sam: Yo! I had such a rough day!
Sally: How about some metaphorical champagne?
Sam: Yeah! I could use some ice cream.
Sally: Can I join you? My metaphorical champagne are mashed potatoes and gravy.

by diddoarch710 January 26, 2015

metaphorical child

A metaphorical child that it looked upon by another as a child but they are not legally bound or bound by blood. The metaphorical child may be old, younger or the same age as the metaphorical parent. The child is treated as ones own.

Fingers is my metaphorical child even though he is older than me. He is seen as a child and treated that way but has his own family. I am his metaphorical mother.

by Random quirks March 23, 2016

Metaphorical Brad

A metaphorical Brad is synonymous to a metaphorical Chad. They were not born with that as their name, but they very well could have been.

“I don’t care if his name was John. He was a metaphorical Brad with all that vineyard vines on.”

by flimsysexuction August 2, 2018

MaxPhobic

Someone that hates Max

i have 6 more GB of data
this is maxphobic

by EchoChimChim September 8, 2019

myaphobic

when there’s a person named mya and they get bad luck, discrimination, bad attitude towards them, or something doesn’t go their way, etc, it’s considered myaphobia

person: i hate mya

mya: that’s myaphobic

by peepeeshart February 19, 2021

meaphobia

Fear of large/open spaces but not having social anxiety

Dude! I have meaphobia I hate open spaces but love being in public

by Immaweirdo05 February 27, 2021

marphobic

The act of being against Mar.

She is very Marphobic! Poor Mar didn't do anything to deserve this hate.

by Marphobic May 31, 2021