Meatsock

An old, crusty, holey, gray sock filled with raw ground beef. Can be used to show superiority after a Halo match, ruin someone's day, or just be funny.

I'm gonna whack you in the face with a meatsock and give you e.coli.

by Nickarbak February 16, 2008

Chance Matlock

skinny prude... but still quite cute... boy

"Damnett chance you bit my tongue!"

by Marissa March 25, 2005

Matlocked

To excrete semen on the face of a "dishonest"" person. Typically this manuever is performed on an unsuspecting and infidelitous partner.

Man, I found out that girl was a complete whore, so I Matlocked all over her mouth.

by broncoweb November 23, 2009

Matlock time

When your tired and it early,but your ready for bed

Man its matlock time..

by Boopyjo June 13, 2016

Matlock time

Your ready for bed but it's early

Man its matlock time

by Boopyjo June 13, 2016

MeatRockett

Dean K. -born in 1971 as (Khalid Muhammad Al Sadir) to an immigrant family. Poor and needing money he sold processed meats snacks called "meat rockets'" on the streets until completing secondary education at Central Michigan University. After that he became founder of www.313gazette.com where they strive to live the slogan "Everything D outside the D". The Meatrockett is often eaten in one bite and often distributed late after a long night of alcohol consumption leading to an Ill feeling in the morning aft.

That MeatRockett is some tasty eatin' in DeerBorn.

by TheKingOfProcessedMeats October 20, 2019

Meatsock

A sock of which a male masturbates into.
It's a sock that one beats his meat into, you wear it like condom and jerk off to your hearts content.

shit don't touch that meatsock.

shit bro, hang on I gotta wash my meatsocks.

by 603 Funk January 26, 2021