new jersey meat hook

During vaginal sex from behind, i.e. doggie style, the man, or woman with strap on, inserts index and middle fingers into the anus of the pentrated. Forming the fingers into a hook shape, the woman is lifted up and down on the phallus by the "hook", or hand, as if she were a piece of "meat." Hence, New Jersey Meat Hook

I bent her over and gave her the new jersey meat hook. She loved it... absolutely loved it.

by jeremiahdalemcmastersthethird May 28, 2006

NJ Meat Hook

When performing doggystyle anal sex, one reaches around with two fingers and uses the vajingo for leverage.

My girlfriend has epilepsy, and if it wasn't for the NJ Meat Hook, i'd look like an amateur on a mechanical bull.

by Tony Ruckus April 18, 2010

Off the meat hook

Used to describe situations that are, "Mad pimpin," "Outrageous,""Preposterous," or just plain amazing.

Oh my fuckin gawd! That shit was off the MEAT HOOK!

by Dudemycat February 24, 2010

Meat Hook

The act of ramming 4 fingers in a girls vagina, and the opposable thumb as far up her asshole as you can. After this, you squeeze until she can't stand the pain and kicks you in the nuts.

Man, I gave that slut the meathook. She kicked me in the jimmy, but I think deep down, she liked it.

by Bob Ronkin March 28, 2003

Meat Hook

This is what a U.S. Marine calls his hand, also known as a Dick Skinner or Crum Snatcher.

Get your nasty little meat hook off that pie, you fat tub of lard!

by C_Dog23 April 27, 2006

Meatbook

A physical, non-digital copy of an ebook. Compare with meatspace.

"Now that I have an ebook reader, I'm getting rid of all my meatbooks."

by Algebraic Algebrology September 18, 2012

The Rusty Meat Hook

When you are fucking your girl from behind, and you take both index fingers and shove them in her ass. When she bucks back, you pull those fingers out, reach around, and hook her by the mouth.

I fucked my wife doggy a week ago and gave her the rusty meat hook; she still can't speak correctly.

by RhiDen'80 October 9, 2015