magasexual

A strange attraction to obnoxious rich fascists; usually can be heard chanting "Make America Great Again" and "Grab 'em by the pussy". These types can be identified easily by their low i.q. and gullibility.

Magasexuals are the new N.I.M.B.Y. crowd.

by Lou Cypher October 11, 2018

Mapsexual

To put it in summary: they're people with mental sickness.

Person 1: "Dude, heard of those mapsexuals?"
Person 2: "Yeah, they're fucking disgusting."
Person 1: "I highly agree."

by TheRandomGuyOnline December 28, 2022

machosexual

A straight man who exudes masculinity, virility, and strength, but expresses it not through crass behavior but rather through a desire to provide for his family, or community. He often will work with hands, and have physical attributes such as facial hair, and a muscular physique. These characteristics are not as highly refined as a metrosexual however. The musculature of a machosexual is likely to not be as defined, or obtained strictly for appearances. The facial hair of a machosexual will also be less controlled.

Vince Vaugn's character in the movie "The Breakup" is a classic machosexual.

The New York Fire Department is full of machosexuals.

by Ty June 19, 2006

mapsexual

you need mental help, you're not valid, you'll never be valid, you'll never be accepted or loved by anyone else other than your own kind: garbage.

person 1: i'm mapsexual, i love children, i feel like a child on the inside so it counts!
person 2: ... *pulls chainsaw out cutely*

by apersonwithcommonsense July 11, 2022

Mayasexual

1. To be attracted to said Maya;

2. A straight girl or gay guy who bends their sexuality for ONLY said Maya;

1. Boy: I am definitely Mayasexual.

2. Boy: So, you like girls then?
Girl: No, I'm only Mayasexual.

by xjackalopex December 27, 2009

bi-my-mansexual

a woman who's only bisexual as long as her man is with her.

Karen is bi-my-mansexual. She's only bi when she's getting it on with a woman in front of Marc, her boyfriend.

by cocogrrl June 11, 2006

marksexual

when you have a sexual attraction to mark sloan

i can’t stop starring at mark that makes me marksexual

by hotforgreys January 3, 2021