Weather Martyr

A person who sacrifices warmth in extremely cold weather to remain stylish.

Person 1: Dude, that guy is a total weather martyr.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: He's wearing a leather jacket, blue French shirt, blue jeans, and converses in sub-zero temperatures. He is freezing his nuts off to look good rather than putting on a real jacket.

by Jonathan S. Tuttle January 4, 2010

Shart Martyr

(N.) A friend, usually a wingman, that voluntarily shits their own pants so that you may hit on someone.

(N.) The best friend of all time.

This girl I was into was really sweating my friend and he wasn't interested so he pulled a Shart Martyr. She was disgusted, he had to leave, I took her home!

by Napi Pupi December 12, 2012

Bobbin' The Marty

The act of maturbation during school

While my teacher turned her back i slipped my hand down my sweatpants and started bobbin' the marty cuz them algebra problems make me so horney.

by wetballs69 March 26, 2009

martyrbating

Using one's religion to be perceived as a victim, beg for donations, or to appear more righteously pious than others. Often used in conjunction with the case of the sadz.

Tony Perkins and Bryan Brown are martyrbating again against the "evils" of homosexuality.

The anti-gay/religious right organizations are having funding issues again, time for another round of martyrbating.

by Empyrealgod November 15, 2013

Maury

Television show that makes me sad knowing so many kids
have slut moms and unknown daddys :)

You are not the father
- Maury

by thenotoriousCYN_ May 6, 2008

Martyna

A very good friend, not a backstabber. Is usually nice but can argue when needed. Sometimes can be a bitch. Unique and loved by many. Very easy to fall in love with, a great girlfriend with long term relationships. Martyna has a great body gorgeous eyes and amazing hair typically brown. Will abuse people she loves to show love and effection.

Oh dude look it’s Martyna she almost pushed me down the stairs the other day

Oh hey ! Martyna wait

by Better than you ex September 20, 2018

Martyrnoob

A person playing on Call of Duty 4 online who uses the Martyrdom perk where a live grenade is dropped after you are killed, it is intended to catch your opponent off guard who thinks he is free and clear now that your dead. Its a noobs way to get kills even though he's dead. People who use this lack a real ability to kill people themselves and use this to level up.

I heard him coming up the stairs, knifed him and went back to sniping when i heard the grenade drop! he had martyrnoob on there was no way i could get out of the room in time!

by Ryanwk12 February 22, 2009