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I can't believe I just called you and doubled you up. I've been playing great all game and all-of-a-sudden I'm having a fucking Matusow Melt-down.
by coltrane1 January 16, 2008
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by blaume October 13, 2009
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Guy 1: "Yo, my man, how'd it go last night with that chickenhead freak you brought home?"
Guy 2: "One word, dog: malusa".
Guy 2: "One word, dog: malusa".
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