MattyPatty

the name that Matpat of the game theorists chose for his name on Doki Doki literature club

Sayori: hi MattyPatty!

MattyPatty: *ugh Sayori again* hey Sayori

MattyPatty: ...

by WhatTheFridge May 5, 2018

mattsturbate

Manual sexual gratification inflicted by your own hand while thinking of or watching someone with the name Matt.

Thinking about Matthew McConaughey playing his bongos naked made me so horny that I had to go into the bathroom and mattsturbate.

by Aggggggggggg January 10, 2011

Mattis Wijk

Mattis Wijk is an endangered wild boar. Mattis Wijk is also sexually attracted to his cats and other animals. His brain is so fucked up he is also attracted to males, not only humans but animals too.

Mattis Wijk is not safe to be around. He can randomly crab ur dick and start sucking on it like a vacuum cleaner, Just like he does on Valter daily. Mattis is also a Discord mod, And yeah fat as hell

oh hes a Mattis Wijk.

what a loser.

by Trueonlynocapbrusda April 24, 2021

Matty Ice

The nickname for the Atlanta Falcons QuarterBack Matt Ryan.

Matty Ice is leading the Falcons to the Super Bowl!

by HA5TY November 14, 2010

Mattis

One sexy motherfucker with flowing blonde hair.

Damn! He's a real Mattis!

by RealWanker January 7, 2016

mattyness

(noun) another way to measure one's coolness; a very cool person has a high level of mattyness; alternate spellings: mattiness

Tyler does not possess much mattyness because he wears high tube socks.

You have a lot of mattyness, come be our friend.

by Whiteshizzle June 11, 2006

Marshmallow Mateys

Malt-O-Meal's variation on General Mills' Lucky Charms®. The marshmallows have pirate shapes such as parrots, treasure chests, shovels, and jewels.

"Try Marshmallow Mateys® if you like Lucky Charms®. Independent tests prove Marshmallow Mateys® tastes every bit as good as the more expensive brand. Great taste, all the same vitamins and minerals — the big difference is the price. Try it today! Great Taste, Better Value!™"

by NerdApple May 19, 2007