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Matt Clark

Defined as any reasonably good looking male from Canada.
These people generally love Gossip Girl and are recognized by their stubble. They have a strange fascination with giraffes and when asked to say something random, often reply with "I'm gay."
Guy 1: Hey

Guy 2: (eek) STFU I'm watching GG! -rubs stubble-

Guy 1: You're such a Matt Clark.
by Bex /:] January 19, 2009
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Matt Cassel

Matt Cassel is the current backup QB for an NFL Franchise named The New England Patriots. Matt entered the NFL in the 7th Round of the 2005 NFL Draft. He made his debut in a 41-17 loss to the San Diego Chargers. His career highlight came in the 2008 season when Patriots star QB Tom Brady went down to a nasty knee injury. His season concluded with, 321-508 Passes, 3651 yards, 21 TDs and 11 INTs. He failed to lead the Patriots to the 2008 NFL Playoffs, but this young man is a Free Agent in the season upcoming, unless he is re-signed by the Patriots. We will just have to see what the future has in store for this young QB.
Tom: Hey, did you see Matt Cassel last week?

Doug: Yeah! He torched The Cardinals in that 47-7 win with 20 of 36 passes for 345 yards, three touchdowns, and no interceptions!

Tom: Better than I could of done with this damn knee!
by PatrickBoles December 30, 2008
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matt clarke

yo this guy gets pussy and smokes nice dope nigga
girl1: i want to fuck matt clarke
girl2: i smoked a dubie with him yesterday and i passed out after 2 tokes ! next thing i knew i woke up on the street with empty pockets and a text saying u shoulda been tokin my dick :S
by david whosu November 26, 2010
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Matt Cardle

winner of the X factor 2010. amazing voice, and extreamley good looking. love's his fans, geuinely a lovely person. no-one dislikes him, especially Aiden Grimshaw fellow x factor finalist, whom he has a huge Bromance with. Maiden ftw!
A: woah, who's that?! His voice is amazing!
B: Matt Cardle, the most gorgeous person in the world.
by ilovemrcardle March 7, 2011
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matts cock

Its usally means a very hard and long male organ(penis) on a male with the name matthew or matt
Wow did you see what matts cock did to paige after the party she didnt walk for days
by Isaytruthful April 27, 2017
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matt camp

When a person doesn’t show up to school for half the year
Dang... Eddie sure is pulling a Matt Camp this year
by The Minecraft Gamer 2005 April 19, 2018
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Matt Campbell

Matt Campbell also known as Muay Thai Kid or Mattalisk the beast and Crattz, likes to make his thigh moist. Thats is his definition... ok bye
I like moist thigh!!! I'm Matt Campbell
by spiceymemes June 16, 2018
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