backwards poo masty

Backwards poo masty is when you sit on the toilet backwards pooping and having a hand shandy

what did you do last night? Just went home and had a backwards poo masty

by Neilbmx23 September 28, 2017

matey

A word often used by pirates to address friends, aquaintences, or the scurvy low lifes who mopped the deck. Often used in succession with Arr.

Arr, matey, thar be ye booty!
Arr, matey, ye shivers me timbers!
Arr, matey, walk the plank!

by tainted December 30, 2004

Maksymilian

Maksymilian is usually a big strong sexy man with a large penis, who originates from Poland and has blonde hair and blue eyes.

Oh my god, it's Malksymilian! My panties are getting so wet!

-Any girl Maksymilian walks past

by JensenIsGay November 2, 2019

Matayah

Matayah a girl you wouldn’t wanna fuck with. She the type to cut a nigga off. If they fake they got to go out the door and close it.But she’s also can be laid back and quiet.

Matayah a baddie

by Matayah Nickerson January 13, 2018

matisyahu

Matisyahu is a badass jew, prolly the greatest jew evar!

Horst dosen`t like Matisyahu because he`s a silly nazi.

by Avtomat Kalashnikova November 10, 2007

Mats Sundin

The GREATEST TORONTO MAPLE LEAF EVER!!

On Oct. 11th, 2007, Mats scored his 390th goal and 917th point in the blue and white, making him the highest scoring Leaf of all time.

Oct. 11th will forever been known as Mats Sundin day and will be an official national holiday. The Leafs faithful will celebrate this day.

Leaf1 "Yo guy, lets celebrate Mats Sundin day!"

Leaf2 "We will wear our Sundin jerseys and score! (ie. Bang a random hot girl in Sundin's honour)"

Leaf1 "Ya, and then we shave her head so everyone knows she has been Sundin-ed!"

Leaf2 "DO IT GUY!!!!!!!! SNAP!"

by Jeet October 28, 2007

Maksym

He is a person with the powers of god.

If anyone is thinking about fighting a Maksym.

Think Twice.

Maksym is Very Scary Up in person

by Always watching you September 8, 2020