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marakesh kebab

the marakesh kebab is a relative of the alabama hotpocket. it is the act of shitting in the urethra of a man. thus creating the illusion of a kebab filled with beef. the first recorded occurance of a marakesh kebab was in the back of a BA falcon on the way to a hungry jacks.
i felt a little dirty giving barry a marakesh kebab, but i had to go and he wanted it so bad.
by seanpb March 20, 2007
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Hebrew for broom, the universally accepted greatest cleaning device ever.
We have stolen every last matate in this camp! Now our cabin will be extra clean!
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Hyderabadi word for Motherfucker.
Pronounced maa-kay-low-day
Hey maakelode, do you want a thrashing?
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Pronounced "Ma-tay", it is a variation of the Tony Danza where instead of smacking your lover in the head and asking them "whos the boss?", you instead grab their neck and twist it hard to the point of execution and tell them to "say it.....saaaay it....saaaaaaaaaay it". Then you smack her in the head anyway!!

A shining example can be seen at the end of bloodsport where Van Damme subdues his opponent
I go that ho to say Mataei

I Mataeid that babe from last night

I am yet to Mataei my lover
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A gay self centered boy who hasn’t hit puberty
Malakei is super enthusiastic and gay
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I love sucking dick and im mataeo
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