The Masticated Pecan

A legit blog that talks about the funny shit going on in our world today.

"Dude, do you know what the masticated pecan is?"
"Naw, dude, what?"
"It's fuckin' legit, is what it is. Go read it. www.the-masticated-pecan.blogspot.com"

by The fly on the wall August 27, 2009

masticateing........

to chew food!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am masticating!!!!!!

by bo-bob November 10, 2004

mastikator

It is basicly a longer word for the word Master.
Mastikator
Mas____ter (er-or)
Master-Mastikator

I am the mastikator!

by Mastikator November 1, 2004

mastabatory

The urge to jack off thinking about someone you really want to fuck.

Jonathan had the urge to jack off thinking about natalie, the girl he really wanted to fuck. He keeps having mastabatory thoughts.

by ModjoMan September 1, 2017

masticate

To eat food noisily, sloppy, and with smacking sounds and other annoyances.

"My brother masticates when he eats."
-me

by Dave February 5, 2005

masticate

To cross the Mexican American Border while having sex with a family member. Preferably butt sex.

Jose and Juanita felt uncomfortable as they masticated, for they feared they could not look each other in the eyes again. The road was also very bumpy.

by Juanes May 17, 2006

mastabatorey arthridus

the damage done to the wrist and hands from masterbaiting

Travis could not use his hands anymore do to mastabatorey arthridus .

by ripley 54 February 4, 2010