mastershake

a really creepy cartoon charachtar on adult swim. a milk shake.

that show mastershake is really weird

by matt March 28, 2005

Masterbooking

The action of masterbating to someone on your friends list on Facebook.

Man, I was masterbooking after I added the new girl from work.

by TheUNLiberator June 12, 2010

masterbaking

The process of baking a batch of delicious treats for the sole purpose of eating them all yourself.

Nancy- Sorry I didn't answer your calls last night, I was having a vigorous masterbaking session: 20 muffins baked, 20 muffins consumed.

Beatrice- Oh, I love muffins, you should have invited me round.

Nancy- That would have defeated the purpose.

Beatrice- *hurt feelings*

by falkor swiftly September 10, 2009

Masterfake

when someone sticks their hand down their pants and pretends to masturbate to gross out their friends so they could leave so that he could can actually masturBATE in private

dude # 1: hey your home already, i thought the game started late

Dude # 2: yeah it did but josh got horny so he started to masterfake so we all left.

by nigger7seventy7 March 31, 2010

Masterbooking

Master bating to somes picture on facebook.

I dont do this. Masterbooking

by The One Kid September 12, 2010

Masterpoke

the act of using someone else's Facebook account to "poke" yourself.

I'm gunna go on my girlfriend's account so I can masterpoke.

by Second Best Killer September 27, 2010

masterlock

A virtually indestructable lock, made from various metals for the ultimate protection.

I wish i was a masterlock, so everyobdy would love me.

by opio twinkletoes March 17, 2004