masterbaiter

Someone who is exceptional at baiting a fishing pole for optimum fishing pleasure. This person knows which bait to use, for the right type of fish in the area and in general is simply a master of the art of choosing the right bait.

Novice baiter; ''hey there, what type of bait should i use in this lake if i'm after bass?''

''masterbaiter- you should definately use crickets caught in the local area, bass love live bait and they're used to the local stuff''

novice baiter; ''thanks you're a real masterbaiter.''

whatever; suck my clit, you can't even spell

by Cathi Robertson August 4, 2008

Mental Masterbation

Pondering philosophical questions, which may be enjoyable, yet are so removed from reality, or experience that they have no practical use.

Someone that thinks of far out 'what if' questions

Note- Not all philosophy is mental masterbation.

"Today we spent three hours mentally masterbating to Kant's critique of pure reason"

"I got a degree in mental masterbation!" someone graduating with a degree in rhetoric, philosophy, anthropolgy, multicultural studies, etc

by Marcus L January 1, 2008

Masterbation Station

An area - usually your room - where you go to watch porn or just to beat your meat over someone

Rob spends all his time in his masterbation station watchin' animal porn

by Sir Marc Wilcox February 16, 2009

Masterbathe

The act of masturbating in the shower or bath.

"Dude i was in a dry spell for a while and had blue-balls, so i took a shower and masterbathed"

by memofukka June 5, 2010

masterbate

The complete incorrect spelling of masturbate Since it's a misspelling it means "Being a master of bate" Or perhaps "Master of bait".

Yo yo! This is so phat!!!111!eleven!1 Ahm all foo illiterate and I went all MASTERBAAATE today!!111!11! You go wafsha!!!11!one!

by Surazal February 1, 2004

Masterbation

We're a male or a female pleasures them self's in a sex like motion

I am a masterbation expert

by Glittergal_197 October 6, 2017

masterbating with a cheese grater

Doing a task that is not a good idea

Moving this piano without help is like masterbating with a cheese grater.

by matt1975 September 10, 2012