Massey Promise

In a moment of triumph the Massey promise was formed to oppose the infamous Mario Judah. This alliance of steel signified the bond between man and women and is the promise that a secret will never be shared. Even if the boy’s highest council demands it, the Massey Promise prevails victorious and no secret is shared.

Yo foo give me the scoop
Nah dawg I did the Massey Promise
You a simp for real

by Da_fool17 December 22, 2020

Christopher Massey

Someone in the action figure community that claims they’ve been helpful to you in the past, when they’ve really just been super sketchy but were too high to notice

Man, Jim keeps acting entitled to my help, he’s really being Christopher Massey.

by Grover Thompson November 26, 2020

carter massey

hottest person alive

carter massey is the hottest guy alive

by ilovecartermassey March 8, 2021

Massey Ferguson Chicken Jumper

Massey Ferguson Chicken Jumper

Omg, did you see that? It’s a Massey Ferguson Chicken Jumper.

by Chicken Jumper May 2, 2021

Massey Ferguson Chicken Jumper

One who chicken jumps with Massey Ferguson.

OMG, it’s a Massey Ferguson Chicken Jumper.

by Chicken Jumper May 2, 2021

Liam Massey

wants to be in one direction but is too short... when he orgasms he convulses. we love liam. liam is great. liam is a god. he is kinda scary

woah did you see Liam Massey... no? me neither

by The Definer's Brother March 8, 2022

Austin Massey

Coolest guy in the world

Austin Massey is the coolest guy in the world

by Qadfdsf May 20, 2024