Marketeer

A person spesializing in tricking other people to belive in false statments to promote a product or idea.

Bob: "I bought this bottle that suppose to make your water cleaner"
Jhon: "It's just a regular bottle Bob"
Bob: "Holy shit, you are right. I think this fucking peace of shit Gregory the Marketeer from Bottles Inc. just marketeered the shit out of me into buying this bottle!"

by GreegoryTheMarketeer September 15, 2020

Marketeer

A person that is specializing in tricking other people to belive in a statment that is not necessarily true in order to promote a product or opinion

Bob: "Look, I bought this bottle that makes your water cleaner"
Jhon: "It looks like a regular bottle to me Bob. I think you got Marketeered again"
Bob: "Oh you are right. This fucking piece of shit Gerry the Marketeer tricked me again!"

by GreegoryTheMarketeer September 16, 2020

three blind musketeers

When three of your short fat white friends are tied up and blindfolded and fucked by the nearest, nastiest homeless man named gerald

Yo, did you hear how i gave the chad brothers the ol' three blind musketeers

by Bigturtleboi;)<3 April 16, 2018

Marketeer

Noun: One that sells goods or services in or to a market, especially one that markets a specified commodity.

A major software marketer.

by Timothy Knight August 22, 2005

Three musketeer

When three gay guys have an orgasmic butt sex. Usually the last guy jacks off or waits until the other guys are finished before having his turn.

Bob, Rob, and Billy Bob had a three musketeer last night, and I don't mean the candy ;)

by josh frito October 30, 2007

3 masketeers

What me and my girls call ourselves when we hit the town in our sexy face masks...

Lisa, Steph and Kara went out last night with their new sexy Covid face masks on, they are so the 3 masketeers!

by GlazeHer September 19, 2020

Masketeer

A type of soldier or citizen equipped with a mask

The masketeer is a brave warrior never a worrier

by oneant October 1, 2020