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mary poppins

A girl who is interested in you who does not call before she just "pops in" to your pad.

Usually a girl who you are not interested in who's act you consider annoying.
Billy: "So what did you do last night?"

Tommy: "Nothing fun, Mary Poppins stopped by and I was cornered into hanging out with her."
mary poppins by Aaron Goodyear August 24, 2005

Mary Poppins

A gruesome sex act that involves the opening of an umbrella inside the orifice of another individual.
Karen was rushed to the emergency room after Bob decided to surprise her with a Mary Poppins for their anniversary.
Mary Poppins by Chris_L July 21, 2020

Mary Poppins

Shoving one's fist into a vagina and then opening the hand up, like an umbrella.
Bobby got his girlfriend, Sue, really drunk, and gave her a Mary Poppins.
Mary Poppins by LEBOWSKI99 November 22, 2009

Mary Poppins

plural for boob, tit, breast
Zach: Hey Jeff, check out the Mary Poppins on that one!
Jeff: I'd love to squeeze 'em together and make a Mary Poppin!
Mary Poppins by Rohit Pathak March 23, 2008

mary poppins

look at the rabbits mary poppins
mary poppins by Danger Dave.com January 6, 2005

mary poppins

When a pregnant woman in the midst of labor is giving a guy a blowjob.
Phil: I heard you had a baby last night, Ted.
Ted: Yeah, little girl. And my wife gave me an awesome mary poppins right when the head crowned!
mary poppins by RWParrisII July 5, 2006